Found on Wonkette:
TBogg wants your perkiest Bush/Cheney slogans, but he's already taken the good ones:
• "America! It's Not Just For Heterosexuals Anymore...Okay. Actually It Is..."
• "If You're Reading This, 9/11 Wasn't So Bad Now, Was It?"
Some further ideas:
• "Keep America Free From Ass-Fucking: Bush 2004"
• "Re-Elect Bush/Cheney: You Didn't Really Want That Manufacturing Job, Anyway"
• "Bush: He's Alive (Unlike Some Other Candidates We Could Name)"
• "Vote Bush: It's Not Like He's Hitler"
Edwards, of course, already has gobs of great slogans. But what about Kerry? "Bring it on"? It's not even original! What's next, "54-40 or fight"? Send TBogg your Bush-Cheney taglines, we want your Kerry ideas. We'll get you started:
• "Vote Kerry: He Does Too Have a Pulse"
• "He Was in the War, You Know."
• "Kerry: Won't Sleep with an Intern. Unless You Want Him To."
• "Kerry: Taking Your Guns Away With His Cold, Dead Hands."
• "Kerry for President: Two Positions for the Price of One"
• "Fresh Because He's Frozen: Kerry 2004"
• "I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot for This President! Kerry 2004"
Hey, the colored boxes around the comments... you might check to see if you can do that around your blogs too... it's kinda hard to read on top of the MBs. I'm being forced to read in a small area on the bottom of the screen... kinda like driving while your windows defog.
-Carl
P.S. Tampons in good Scotch? Oh, the horror! The HORROR!
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