Can somebody tell me why, at the Oscars, Uma Thurman was wearing a short-sleeved, kimono-karate-uniform-thing with a crinoline under it? And what the hell was going on with Jada P. Smith? At first I thought I liked her outfit, but then I got a second look and thought, "I don't get it." And to Liv Tyler, Scarlett Johanson (sp?) and Charlize Theron: Enough with the '40s waves, especially Liv -- I don't know what you were going for, but don't do it again.
Surprisingly, though, everyone looked pretty good last night. Even Nicole Kidman, who I usually think looks like crap (gold, sparkly ice skater ensemble for the Golden Globes, anyone?), turned it out. I think my favorite was Diane Lane, but she's just so damn hot, anyway. And I don't think I've ever seen Susan Sarandon look bad at the Oscars.
I have a theory about Uma Thurman's appalling get-up. And it is this:
Hey! I'm Uma fuckin' Thurman! I just finished doing post-production on Kill Bill Part 2, which is going to be a HOT movie in a coupla months. I am hot, I am cool, I can do whatever the fuck I want. I'm gonna take this wrapping from my new sofa and turn it into a dress for the fuckin' Oscars, and you know what? People will say: WOAH! UMA THURMAN IS THE COOLEST, LOOK AT THAT EDGY DRESS MAN!
That's my theory, but I may be a mentalist.
Dude. Seriously. What IS up with the 1940's do's? Does this mean that one day, women will end up at the Oscar's with that 1980's AquaNet schwoop?
What I wouldn't pay to see that.
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