The kitty wood count for the past 7 days is now at 5 or so. At least I'm beginning to read him better. He makes this weird little chirpy growly noise when he achieves wood. At that point, I unceremoniously push him off me.

How weird... I make the same noise.

*grrr* ::dry humps Kaffy::

Ok, but are you small and moist, R. Davis? That's what I want to know ...

Would it make a difference if I was? *looks down at himself* Nevermind. Don't answer that.

*dry humps Michelle* Grr uurr

(laughs hysterically) No, see, it's not exactly dry-humping. In order to do it correctly, you have to get on all fours and then flex your fingers and toes, all the while maintaining a marching gait. Now, if you can do that and sprout a boner at the same time, you're golden.

(leans back in chair and rests ankles on corner of desk) I love it when I learn something new.

Obviously, I need to ditch my dog (whom, never gets on all fours when aroused), get a cat and observe its arousal process. Because as a Man-Cat I'm failing miserably. *chuckles*