Be back tomorrow with tales about my first trip to a strip club.
I never been to a strip club, but I did go to my first club this past weekend and saw girls peeing standing up by accident, in a toilet!
I didn't know you can do that!
I hope you sleep well tonight, Michelle, and watch out for those bed bugs, they bite!
If you want drinks, be sure it's just a topless joint. Unless they've changed the rules in Indiana, full nude places aren't allowed to serve booze. Nothing like sipping a Coke while you're staring at some chick's hootchie. Seriously though, it's probably for the best.
Oh, and I'm sorry but I just have to dare you to get a lapdance. Partly because I've never had one myself (and probably never will if my girlfriend has anything to say about it) and partly because the thought of the look on your face while you're sitting there while a naked chick writhes all over you would be priceless. I'll pitch in some dough if you do it... consider it a Crimmas gift.
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