Remind me to never, NEVER go out to eat with Greta, her sister and niece again unless its a restaurant that we all like, because Christ on a cracker! I've never seen two more whiny people in my life! I mean, yeah, Don Pablo's isn't real Mexican food, but can't you just enjoy it for what it is!?!? And then Greta's niece ... (shudders). Greta's sister just found out she's pregnant, so already the little twerp is clinging and being even more annoying than she already is. The whining and the not listening -- Goddamn. I've said it before, and I'll say it again: It takes a special person to be a parent, and I'm not one. Who needs kids when you have cats, anyways?

Oh, and I get to be up at the buttcrack tomorrow to take Greta into the city for her Lasik surgery. At least it's close to Nordstrom, so I can go masturbate in its shoe department. (Just kidding. Sort of.)