There seems to be a lot of "people talking to other people who they told people not to talk to but they've decided to talk to anyway for the person's own good" in your family. You should really have that looked at.

Oh, and disown Rich One. That's one cancerous tumor you don't need in your life.

Medically,
Dix

Dude, and that's the side of the family I GREW UP WITH. You already KNOW the shit with the bio-fam. I'm telling you.

I can't figure out where we'll see your life story first... Lifetime or Springer.

Biopically,
Dix

I vote "cops". Broad is gonna be the one sanely talking to the one normal cop, while the rest of the Broad family duke it out with cops, one another, inanimate objects, and farm animals, using sticks, boards, pepper spray, baseball bats, the occasional bicycle chain (still attached to the bicycle) and language so foul that the whole episode is one continuous "BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE" running so long it never actually gets to the "EEEEP" part, and the Crazy one is gonna rip off all her clothes and just be a pixellated blob on the screen. Scene ends with Broad staring into the camera yelling "I am not related to any of these people!!"