Get this shit: Cousin the Rich One calls me this morning at 9:15 and starts out with something about she didn't buy everyone at the party a gift and wonkwonkwonkwoooooon ... (I stopped listening at that point, because I wasn't sure if it was going to a be a "Let's-bury-the-hatchet-that-doesn't-necessarily-need-to-be-buried-in-the-first-place-because-this-was-all-blown-waaaaaaay-out-of-proportion" type message, and I didn't feel like dealing with that as I was getting out of bed in the morning if it wasn't).
Good thing I didn't, because according to Mother, she called her right before she called me, complaining about how she told her husband about it finally and he was FURIOUS at me and how it was her party and if she had known that spending so little money on a gift for Mother was going to cause this wonkwonkwonkwoooooon ...
If you think I took the opportunity to remind Mother how badly she stuck it up my ass, you would be right.*
But if I deigned this conversation to be worthy of pursuit with her -- and I don't -- here's my question: If you're sooooo sure you're right -- and you ALWAYS ARE, you know -- why are you just getting around to unloading!?!? My guess? She asked someone, and whoever told her she was wrong, so now she's all, "oh HELL NO!" Nevertheless, it happened in December -- get the hell over it. I did, and I'm the one that was pissed in the first place.
Panties ina wad. hehe! Pantie wad. Pantwad. Pwad.
Pwadpwadpwadpwad. hehe! I need a drink. And a nap.
Family can be the pits sometimes. I love to say stuff to my mom just to get her Pwad on.
Hey mom!! WonkwonkwonnnwonnwonwooonK!
I firmly support the call to replace all figures of authoirty and annoying individuals with muffled trumpets. I'm lobbying for Bush to make it a primary initiative in his second term. I really think I have a good chance of winning him over. The pitch would be something like this: Just think of how many out of work trumpeters would have been able to afford a warm meal just by replacing the inaguration protesters in D.C. alone. Now think about all the trumpeters that could have warm food in their bellies nationwide. Unemployment would become a non-issue!
It works both ways of course. All State of the Union addressess would now have a small box in the lower left with a muffled trumpet for those of us who are right-of-center impaired.
Wonkwonkwonwonwonwonk,
Dix
Not tripping, just stressing. Stress gone now.
Pwadpwadpwadpwad sounds like a fat guy farting in a wet bathing suit. I like it.
og! No fair stealing my mating call!
Libidiniously,
Dix
(rolls eyes) Ok, do I have to set a meet & greet between the two of youse? Because I'm thinking maybe you two are looking for the hook-up.
We already have it arranged: thirty gallons of 90 weight oil, and a kiddie pool. Didn't Dix tell you you were responsible for bringing the gecko and the saltines?
Ooh, ooh, I get to be upside down this time!
Kama what?
Dix
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Give it to me, baby.
Where my peeps at!?? Go here and get your name on the map.
Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...
The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:
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