Thank you, I love you too!

you are the "you're so dumb" happy bunny. you are brutal in your words and enjoy putting others down

You're so dumb,
Dix

I am the "Lost my job after nine years because the shitty design team at our newspaper fucked the redesign in the ass so bad that they just canned 23 fucking people no matter how long (21= years to 6 months) they'd worked there." bunny

How de-fucking-lightfully ironic.

Maybe tomorrow I'll be the "Alcoholic relapse" bunny.

Oh, honey ... anything I can do?

Hm.

Beyond the cheerfully contrite "Yeah, find me a job"?

Nope. I guess there's nothing that can be done.

Looking for other places to infect with my brand of surliness as we speak. Trying to cry in my oatmeal.

I meant as in, "Need someone with which to drink yourself stupid?" Putting the word out is understood, although you'd much rather stay around here than travel into the city, right?

I am the "kiss my ass" bunny cause I care about nothing and no one. Um, sure...

BTW, Wad, I too am sorry to hear of the job loss. The buying of the other company being called "coincidental" seems like so much shit too.

Yes. Well. I rather liked the 1.46 billion buyout of Pulitzer. A certain former ad director for the local rag will be quite surprised I imagine. He's now (for now) the publisher at St Louie.

1.46 biiiiiilllllllyyyyyyuuuuunnnnnn / 23 people

(mental math)

$63,478,261 per person.

I don't think I can get that much for this particular model.

Actually, I know for a fact the catalytic converter is shot 'cuz it outputs far too much noxious gas.

As for the alco bev. Thanks, but I wasn't joking or being even remotely sardonic about the "Alcoholic Relapse".

"da shitty"? Well, beggers can't be choosers.

(more mental math)

52 weeks out of the year, 40 average (HA!) hours per week...

2,080 hours per paid year.

9 years.

18,000 + 720 = 18,720 hours.

By contrast, I've been alive for.... 275,544 hours.

18,720 hours / 275,544 hours = .06

So I spent 6 percent of my life WORKING there.

Though technically if you count time in their employ....

28.6% of my life spent there...

Mebbe a crown royal binge is what the doctor ordered after all.

Maybe just a pepsi.

Well, Pepsi's good, too. We can drink Pepsi. Or hot chocolate. Or whatever works.

Did they can anyone on editorial side?

Bummer dude, that totaly sucks. Good luck staying on the wagon.

So Broad... this massive layoff happen to be related to any particular rag that I used to be associated with and would be very interested to hear dirt on... would it? I see from their corporate site that a related merger has happened...

Feel free to comment to me offline so that nobody's naming names and such.

Morbidly curious,
Dix