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Region Broad
Smooth Jesus made me do this.
February 22, 2005
Her baby, she wrote her a letter

The good news? Cousin Nancy found her prom dress on the first try, first dress. The bad news? Said dress plus jewelry is going to set her back $400. For a PROM dress. Now, I bet I know what y'all are thinking. I certainly know what C.A. was thinking when we told her: "Well, she's 18 and it's her money, so I can't say a whole lot, but ...," which is what she said before she gave me that annoyed sigh when we told her where we got the dress. (It's quite a ways away from where they live, so it's not like C.A. can just run out there to "take care of the situation," as I'm sure she wants to do.)

Yeah, $400 is a lot, no question. But it IS her money, and honestly, it's beeYOOTiful. It's white with pale periwinkle blue flowers spattered about, poofy but not big-ass crinoline poofy with sheer layers down the skirt and just a hint of sequins on the neckline (which is straight, not sweetheart, so no cleave going on, nonexistent or otherwise). She said she felt like a princess in it, and honestly, when she's all put together, she'll look like one. It's that kind of dress. You know, the one you fall in love with immediately and nothing nowhere is going to take its place and you'll feel like an ugly asshole if you don't get it. It's not slutty in any way, shape or form; in fact, it makes her look downright virginal, and you can't normally buy that kind of shit. Still, I'm expecting C.A. to give me 10 kinds of hell when she gets the chance, about how "maybe-YOU-can-spend-that-kind-of-money-on-things-but-we-can't-blahblahblah-not-your-money-cakes." And that's fine.

In the meantime, BFKAS should be getting the letter today, with adjustments for the latest nonsense. (Never fear, it didn't lose any of its bite -- in fact, I think I got to add more without losing the cold, dead fish tone.) I expect I'll be hearing about that, too.


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