I know I ask this a lot, but is it just me, or is Hootie the star of the new Burger King Chicken Bacon Cheddar Ranch commercial!? You know, "Where the breasts they grow on treeeees ..."!?! Seriously, listen to it and look at him -- I swear it's Hootie, and oh! how the mighty have fallen, because that commercial is about as fucked-up as they come. Whoa.
Anyway, here's a little thing about Dad, since I haven't talked about him lately: Yesterday was Dad's sister's and brother-in-law's 50th (!) wedding anniversary, and Mother and I went to the festivities. Other than it being a completely charming affair, which it was, I got to see their wedding album and discovered that Dad stood up to their wedding. He couldn't have been more than 25 or so if he was even close to that, and there he was, all tall and jug-eared in a black tux. And the hair! Ohmigod, he had a full head of black hair that wasn't cut in a flat top, exactly, but it wasn't a ducktail, either. Almost didn't recognize him; then again, I never knew him when he was that young. It was nice to see, though.
One of the nice things about photo albums. they let you have new memories about people long gone. I'm glad you got to do that. You should write more about dad, when you can.
Isn't it strange to see photos and realize that our parents were young people once? That they went through, love, heartbreak, crushes, insecurity, etc.
I always find myself surprised when I stumble on something like that.
Yup, it's Hootie all right. Along with a few other B-list celebs (and maybe a few C-list since there were some people I couldn't place at all).
http://www.populationstatistic.com/archives/2005/02/25/hootie-and-the-burger-king/
More on the B-listers:
http://ad-rag.com/118841.php
And the words, they just bein' weird. Kinda like the Beatles got hungry and wrote another verse to Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.
I love the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The breasts they grow on trees
And the streams of bacon ranch dressing
Flow right up to your knees
There's tumbleweeds of bacon
And cheddar paves the streets
You get to veg all day
All the lotto tickets pay
There's a king who wants you
To have it your way
That's the Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
The Tender Crisp Bacon Cheddar Ranch
Ranchtastic,
Dix
Wad doesn't see many pictures of Pater Wad. Mater Wad went through a "Take No Pictures" thing. That and the conflicting schedule of Pater Wad made pictures difficult to nail down. Pater Wad worked like a um... (sorry Dix) Hebrew Slave to bring home the bacon and it wasn't even Kosher... (anti-semetic on oh SO many levels)
Wad is told by those who know and those who've looked that he is the spitting image of his Pater. Wad sometimes looks up in the mirror and for a horrifying moment sees his father looking back at him.
Then Wad goes and gets depressed. Gotta keep things "normal" you know.
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