Ever since the Great Weight Gain of Doom(tm), I'm not a fan of posting pictures of myself. But this one, taken at Tara and Sean's crib before the wedding, I kind of dig. I do really need to get some Crest strips, though, because my Pepsi habit's starting to catch up again. Or maybe it was the slut red lipstick.
[THIS JUST IN: Dangdiggity has a Prison Name generator over at her crib. My prison name? Ball Sucker. (Shut up, you.) But that's Ok, because the one guy's prison name would be Ugly Skank Bitch Twat. (And you can still shut up at any time.)]
The prison name generator is great, huh? But I probably shouldn't have typed my mom's name in there. Eh heh ...
My dentist recommended Zoom to me at my last cleaning (had to link it, that pic cracks me up!), but it's $300 and apparently quite uncomfortable. There's also prescription-strength Crest strips. I'll let ya know if I ever do any of this stuff and actually see results. Your teeth are definitely whiter than mine.
And great pic! You look really happy, and I love the hair =)
Broad - Great pic! You look faboolus! My soda habit caught up with me last year when I finally went to the dentist after 11 years. (My previous dentist died of a brain tumor and I took a little while to find a new one...) 11 cavities and a few grand later I'm still drinking soda. Dumbass.
sheri - The "thumbs up" is priceless.
Cavity Creep,
Dix
Ball Sucker.
*snort*
Ball Sucker.
*continued snorting*
Kiss my hairy beanbag, ball sucker...
Wad's gonna use that one.
Thanks, y'all! I was just being kind of cheesy on that picture (after having watched The Princess Diaries Thursday, I was all about kicking up the Manolo and being fruity), but I was in a pretty good mood. And Sheri, mi stylist es su stylist -- if you ever want to make the trip to NWI, EWK would be happy to see you. As added incentive? He's a GENIUS with thin/fine hair. In fact, if he had a choice, that's all he'd work with. AND he's reasonably inexpensive.
Great pic! And, I can vouch for EWK's brilliance with thin/fine hair.
My prison name? Gimp. How lame.
hee, I'm Knob Goblin. Damn skippy.
And the hair was indeed kickin' it that day.
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Give it to me, baby.
Where my peeps at!?? Go here and get your name on the map.
Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...
The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:
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