That's when the deal goes down, yo. He's not going to be able to give me all the cash at one time -- which I guess I wouldn't have expected him to, although that could've been a really extra-SWEET weekend, boy -- but what he's planning on giving will be just fine for downtown shopping at all the right places.
Yes, I know some of y'all are worried that I'm walking into a complete nightmare; don't think that hasn't been on my mind, too. Therefore, I'm posting this e-mail I sent to him last night as my thoughts to the world on the subject:
No pressure, of course. ...
That way, if I turn up dead, you'll know he'd been warned.
Ok, that made absolutely NO sense, but I'm also working on very little sleep here, because my throat? Is in ribbons.
Ahh... "quixotic". Such lexical ambrosia for the weekend logophile. I wonder if he'll know what it means.
Mugwump,
Dix
I'll have you know that the word "retard" is merely on loan.
It's my most favorite adjective in the whole wide world right now. (And also very sensitive, too, don'tcha think?)
Good luck and godspeed on your collection with the aforementioned um, person. (I tried hard not to say retard. OOPS.)
Oops. It looks like I called him a retard when um. Uh. You were saying you weren't one.
I'm so classy. My bad.
These retarded comments have been brought to you by the letter "A" (asti) the letter "S" (spumanti) and the number "3" (glasses).
that underwear store... I can't wait to hit it. Seriously...
although you know my theory on these things.
Let's see...
Snidge... Lingerie... Theory...
Ooh... do tell!
Enquiring minds want to know,
Dix
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Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
Check my weekly astrological groove here.
Give it to me, baby.
Where my peeps at!?? Go here and get your name on the map.
Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...
The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:
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