The latest installment of the DtR chronicles has us trying to set up a second meeting. For the past few days, he's been quiet, saying he's up to his eyeballs in "personal issues." And then this afternoon, he drops it on me: He's asking his wife for a divorce and moving into his own crib this weekend. But don't tell anyone, because only his sister and boss know what's going on.
For anyone taking bets out there as to how long THAT was going to take, it was two weeks -- actually, not even. Sigh.
I mean, how stupid do you think I am!?! Do you honestly think I don't KNOW that guys tend to look up their old flames when the shit hits the fan with their current old ladies!?! Like you're the first dude that ever came up with this? Puh-LEEEZE. I may have been born in the morning, but it wasn't YESTERDAY MORNING. How much more contrived* can you BE, fer chrissakes.
$750 to go ... $750 to go ...
String him along till you get the cash, and tell him to hit the road, jack. Invite him to do so while placing jumper cables on his wobbly bits, if need be.
dude, you're not being too hard on him. ogs right. get the coin, tell him to piss up a rope and while he's at it... fuck off.
Well, I may be wrong. What would be EXCELLENT would be for you to get your dough, give him some kind of VD (of course without contracting it yourself- maybe have some diseased f***er rub his weenie on a coffee cup or something) and then dump him. He is clearly only looking for transition pussy.
What everyone else said... especially og.
Non-conformist copy-cat,
Dix
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