So.
Guess who's decided she's not coming back from Kansas City? No, seriously. You get three, and the first two don't count.
When I told her about it, she said I sounded surprised, and I s'pose on one hand, I am, if for nothing else than because she's leaving behind a four year-old daughter. Otherwise, she's worthless, and the family's better off without her.
Meanwhile, the ol' Butterball must have some heavy dream-inducing qualities -- or else I'm just hornier than hell -- because check out THIS dream from this morning: The part that I remember picks up during a party where I'm apparently back together with DtR, and we're both wearing lime green shirts and black pants (in respective gender type, of course, but still, ew, matching). So then, fast forward to the, um, group scene (ahem) with me, DtR and ANOTHER former ex and his ex-wife involving a strap-0n (!?), and then me and him lying in my bed in my old room at my parents house (NO, nothing weird was going on), when ANOTHER ex walks into the room with a magazine and points out a classified ad that hinted around at my involvement in the group scene. At the bottom of the ad was the e-mail and IP for yet ANOTHER ex. And? I was worried that Mother was going to find out about it.
You DREAMED an IP? This is some pretty fucked up shit right here.
If I start dreaming IP's, just hit me in the head with a club.
Damn girl, that's some funky kinky shit.
My dreams? I try desperately to look away from the naked woman standing in front of me because I'm insulting her decency or some shit. You can forget about group sessions with strap-ons in my dreams, I'm happy if I get mildly aroused without feeling like a perv.
As for TPBFKACH, I'm guessing at this point because she's got a warrant and she's crossed state lines that the Feds are definitely going to get involved if they aren't already. Especially when the warrant is for not turning up in court to testify in a federal drug case. I say it's only a matter of time before she's cozying up to some butch named Pat who killed her pimp.
So, do you think she's staying because she got wind of her Dad's plans to turn her in? Does she read your blog? Or do you suppose she left without any intention of coming back becuase the heat got to be too much for her?
Sometimes the baby bird flies, and sometimes it pecks the mama bird to death and squawks that it's all her fault.
Own your life, face the cold realities, and be stronger for them,
Dix
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