Did I tell y'all that Cousin Nancy and her boyfriend had been crashing at Chez Broad since Tuesday night? Yeah, some huge drama involving her boyfriend's brother going to jail for stealing Nancy's wallet and a whole bunch of other stuff, and the boyfriend's mother got all pissed off at Nancy for having him put in jail, so she kicked them out, so on and so forth. Anyway, so they were here, and I have to say, they were perfectly lovely guests. And the new boyfriend is totally in love with Nancy and treats her like a queen, but I must admit that I'm a little concerned that Nancy, who has inherited her mother's temper to the letter, may end up stomping him into submission. More importanttly, though, I just want the two of them to get their heads out of their asses and a) finish school (Nancy) and b) get the hell out of dodge, because neither has a real stable homelife, and they need to get somewhere away from all the crap.
You certainly have an, er, interesting life. And family. But hey, all about being a decent person, huh?
Might be time to take some of your own advice and get yourself the hell out of dodge (da Region).
Yeah, the Blogname might suffer a bit at first, but there's just too much criminal drama in your family life to be anywhere near healthy.
Doctor, heal thyself,
Dix
Aw, crap, the region ain't about criminal drama, it's just that Broad is related to a bunch of asshats. And apparently has a bunch of asshat friends, too. I should know, I are one. Okay, two. okay, three small asshats.
Besides, wherever she moved they'd hunt her down and mess with her. Here, at least, she can arm herself against them iof need be.
Sorry og, wasn't dogging da region... just the Broad-fam that inhabits said region.
Broad, come to Cali... they won't follow you here. We scare Hoosiers. It's fun. ;-)
Live from the (Hoosier designated) Land of Fruits and Nuts,
Dix
Potato, potato.
Wait, that makes no sense when you type it.
Repulsor,
Dix
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