Smooth Jesus made me do this.
September 08, 2005
You don't need help to poop on a cracker
Guess who I'm going to be seeing, if not meeting, on Tuesday?
No, seriously. Take a guess.
(Big hint: He tends to make bizarre analogies as he's giving advice ...)
Indeed, it would be the man himself, Dr. Freakin' PHIL.
Yeah, he's totally doing a mall tour of Chicagoland, and he's coming to our neck of the woods, and the paper wants ME to cover it! How cool is THAT!?! Of course, they also said I couldn't ask him advice on how to deal with Mother, but what other advice would he possibly give me other than shooting her and dumping her cold, dead remains in the Cal Sag*?
See, y'all with your 401Ks and health insurance -- that's fine for you fancy people. I on the other hand, get to meet Dr. Phil. How you like me NOW!?!
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Give it to me, baby.
Where my peeps at!?? Go here and get your name on the map.
Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...
The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:
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100 things
Info meme #1
Typelogic says I'm an INFP.
Check my weekly astrological groove here.
Give it to me, baby.
Where my peeps at!?? Go here and get your name on the map.
Pssst ... My birthday's Feb. 3, and I want this, and this, and this ...
The Make-Believe Oral Cancer Foundation (M-BOCF) is now accepting donations on my behalf. Won't you please help those of us who jump to hideous conclusions regarding our oral health and help me get a root canal or two!??:
What Wouldn't Jesus Do

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I think I may have done this once ...
Evidence that I can still get made out with in a bar
Day 1: NWI Pop quiz, by Mer
Already a headache, and she's not even in yet
The shit writes itself sometimes
Completely flew under the radar
Better start cleaning up around this bitch
My BiL is a steaming asshole*
I'm going to the Gay Games, tra la la
I think I may have done this once ...
Evidence that I can still get made out with in a bar
Day 1: NWI Pop quiz, by Mer
Already a headache, and she's not even in yet
The shit writes itself sometimes
Completely flew under the radar
Better start cleaning up around this bitch
My BiL is a steaming asshole*
I'm going to the Gay Games, tra la la

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Dreeeeeeeeam, dream dream dream (18)
F'ed-up family (70)
Gooeylicious (41)
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Out of the mouths of babes (49)
Pee-pee Dance of Joy (128)
Region-y goodness (155)
Site pimps (133)
Social comment n' shit (100)
Souped-up bitching (50)
Things I shouldn't do as an objective reporter (44)
Things I shouldn't say, period (47)
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Dreeeeeeeeam, dream dream dream (18)
F'ed-up family (70)
Gooeylicious (41)
Normal bitching (97)
Out of the mouths of babes (49)
Pee-pee Dance of Joy (128)
Region-y goodness (155)
Site pimps (133)
Social comment n' shit (100)
Souped-up bitching (50)
Things I shouldn't do as an objective reporter (44)
Things I shouldn't say, period (47)
Unnatural cat lovin' (19)
Wait ... what!?!? (31)
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