Every person I've known who has had a kid to save their marriage has regretted it. Then again, those that have had it work out are probably less vocal about it.

Yup, Britney's done. He's only still around because she's paying the bills, and you can bet he's planning to scoot as soon as his K-Fed craptastic album hits the big time (yeah, right).

As for the story below that one on Nicole Kidman, I'm not sure what's worse: being referred to as the "'Stepford Wives' star" or the fact that the only other offering of recent note would be "Bewitched". Poor girl.

Star of "Carl's Bar Mitzvah (1987)",
Dix

When I clicked on the link and saw what the article was about it brought back bad memories. While surfing earlier last year, I saw a picture of Britney with her stomach filled with little Elvis (or whatever his name is) stting on a boat in a bikini drinking a beer. The horror of the flashback of such a bad memory might send me into counseling.

Every time I see Brit and Kevin, I want to hose them down and toss them some soap.