Oh Michelle... no....

I forbid it.

Too late. I just watched his segment again, and I can't help it. I'm in love.

He does have a certain appeal, doesn't he? Everytime I watch him, I'm like... yeah... I'd like some of that Tater Salad.

He's a riot. I read an interview with him some time back where he said "I was working at a denny's. My retirement plan was 'let's see if somethng neat happens'"

So I'm assuming you want first crack at him next time he comes to the Star Plaza? BK interviewed him last time. Tater Salad cracks my shit up. I heard that when he was at the Star, he was barely coherent for his second show, having downed a few too many Makers n' Coke's during the first. Still, what a riot.

Oh, I'll want a crack at him, all right ... (drools)

My girl's got a thing for another BCC-boy: Bill Engvall. Not in the "love 'em up" kinda way, but she just can't get enough "Here's your sign." We went to the Del Mar Fair to see him live and she made me wait 30 minutes after the show to try and get an autograph. Yeah... he just drove off in a van with tinted windows (you can do that when the stage is situated over the racetrack and there's no "backstage door".) Or, did he? Hmmm......

Interesting trivia: "Love 'em up" was used in the movie "Garden State" as the command for the German Shepherd to mount Zach Braff's leg. "Who's your bitch" was the command to start humping. Don't you feel fulfilled now?

U.S. Pro-Am Dry Hump Champion,
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