You should have sex at the library You are somewhat voyeuristic, and are the intellectual type. The library offers some seclusion (at least in the periodical section) and you never know what hottie is there with the same idea as you. |
[Ganked from L'il Sheri]
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| What Your Soul Really Looks Like |
 You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. Your feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds. You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true. Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there. For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust. |
[Ganked from L'il Sheri]
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Go on, get yer own.
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Ganked from li'l Sheri, go to Google and, in quotes, type in your name and the word needs.
Broad needs heavy customization, implementation and integration.
Broad needs you to describe your audience, select sources of information that will give you fresh perspectives and ask questions.
Broad needs Red Cross Relief Funds. (Indeed!)
Broad needs safety interface modules. (Sure. Can I sell them?)
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Prolly not, but here it is if you're interested: Lookit
Other than checking it, I won't blogging there or anything because I have this blog, and there's no sense in reinventing the wheel. Truth be told, I'm not even really a fan of MySpace because I think the format is uglier than shit. I got on there, though, for two reasons: 1) I slapped together a basic page for my band pals Bite the Lime, and 2) my baby sister said I should because that's where her social life is. And I have other NWI band friends who I wanted to support, so I guess that means I now have three reasons to be on there. Anyway, there it is. It's not pretty at all, but it works.
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In my e-mail today:
Ok, a teeny, tiny bit.
Instead, it's been about having a life that allows for the expression of your creativity and exchanging your rare and special gifts with the world. To be yourself, no matter the cost, laughing often, and knowing to your core the meaning of love, friendship and sleeping in.
Just wanted you to know that I know this about you. And that I think it's just great how you're imagining the latter when you visualize these days...
Pretty much got you pegged, huh?
The Universe
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I mean, it exposes the real truth about the Easter Bunny, right?
Lookit
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So, did y'all hear about the Native American warrior goddess (and I mean that in the most reverant, respectful way, because any woman with cajones as big as hers deserves a befitting title) who, when the fucktards in South Dakota (is that even really a state?) decided they were going to ban abortion, said she would build a Planned Parenthood on her reservation, where the fucktard government doesn't apply? Here's the information to either donate or give her a shout-out for her brilliance and bravery, since you just KNOW the rest of the fucktards are going to nail her to the cross simultaneously: Lookit
[Via mac, of course]
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| Your Stripper Song Is |
 "That girl is pretty wild now The girl's a super freak The kind of girl you read about In new-wave magazine" Freaky? Yes. But you're also pretty darn funny. |
[Horked from the lovely Col]
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| You Are a Peacemaker Soul |
 War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace. You are a good mediator and a true negotiator. Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy. While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental. You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take. On the flip side, you've got a great sense of humor and wit. You're always diplomatic and able to give good advice. Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul |
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If you haven't been reading Forksplit, you should, if for nothing else than her post on relationships: Lookit.
Now, I'm not going to say that my life in any way mirrors hers, because it doesn't; my childhood isn't nearly as nightmarish, not even close. But I know people whose are, and just the way she touches on the isolation I think we feel at various times or even all the time is the kind of stuff I wish I was emotionally capable of conveying. Just brilliant.
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about the 1 million blog project? For a buck (or more, depending on how much you feel like chipping in), Dude'll make a button to your blog and put it on this giant grid. Then, when he reaches 1 million blogs (and, presumably, 1 million bones, but he'll likely have more than that), he's going to pay it forward and give the money back in advertising to a bunch of the blogs who signed up. And dude even makes you a little button (seen over on the sidebar) with your grid number on it for you.
I already chipped in a buck, so I think y'all should, too.
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What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3) created with QuizFarm.com |
[Fonded at Frankie's]
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Broad -- [noun]: A real life muppet 'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
[From the Headcase, yo!]
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You know, since y'all are SLACKERS who won't get yourselves on the map.
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What kind of demon are you? (great anime pics! For girls and guys!!)
brought to you by Quizilla
[And Sher, I'm voting for tweaked out and British.]
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for fixing my previously cocked-up comments! Now you can all comment with reckless abandon once again without getting a creepy error message! Wooo! It works so good, you might even be able to put trackbacks on this bitch again.
Also, give some joy over at Reese; her boyfriend loves her so much, he's going to marry her!
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| Your Eyes Should Be Brown |
 What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart |
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Your results:
You are Catwoman
| You have had a tough childhood, you know how to be a thief and exploit others but you stand up for society's cast-offs.  |
[Horked from the lovely Rebel]
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Why aren't y'all hooking yourselves up on my map? It would make me so very happy n' shit.
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I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!
Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??
[From the always sexy Headcase]
And if I'm so inclined tomorrow, I'll tell y'all how Mother called me, like, three times about our plans for Saturday. Oy.
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You are mRNA. You're brilliant, full of important,
interesting information and you're a great
friend to the people you care about. You may
have sides to you that no one understands. But
while you understand more than most people,
you're only half-there most of the time.
Which Biological Molecule Are You?
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Snagged from the lovely Soccamom:
1) What is the last magazine you purchased? InStyle (What, you think I read New Republic or something?)
2) Turkey or Ham? Beef typically, but I like turkey over ham
3) Boy George or George Michael? George Michael, fer sure.
4) What is the temperature and weather condition where you are today? Butt-ass cold with snow on the ground. Booooooo!
5) What scent reminds you of the winter holidays? Anything pine-y with a hint of berry.
6) What is your favorite Thanksgiving side dish? The Hawaiian salad Mother used to make for the holidays. You know the one: marshmallows, pineapple, manadarin oranges, sour cream.
7) What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. And the same night? DtR and I watched Pretty Woman.
8) What did you have for dinner last night? A beef samich and fried mushrooms from my one of my favorite pizza joints.
9) Sunny days or stormy days? "I'm only happy when it raaaaaaaains ..."
10) Do you have a phobia or irrational fear? What is it? I'm skeered of heights, and with MY lack ofdepth perception, it's not irrational.
11) What is your favorite flavor jelly or jam? BFKAS gave me a jar of raspberry jam she made once, and it was really good. And not poisoned.
12) Coffee or tea? Coffee with lotsa cream, sugar and anything else to make it not taste like coffee.
13) What is your favorite cartoon character? I dig me some SpongeBob. Also? I really like the way Tom & Jerry were drawn circa the 1960s. Very mod.
14) What movie are you dying to see? My biography.
15) Have you ever made a snowman? I think I tried once, but all that going outside and playing was not really my thingallowed by Mother often, so Dad usually did the honors.
16) Do you cook Thanksgiving dinner, go to a friend or relative's home or do you dine out? Since Mother is convinced that I collect cat hair in seasoning jars and sprinkle it on anything I cook, we eat out or go wherever we're invited (provided there are no animals of any kind that possibly interact with her).
17) What is the best meal someone else has ever cooked for you? JUST for me? I'm still waiting for that one.
18) Coloring book or crossword puzzle? Crossword puzzle.
19) Do you prefer formal or casual parties? Gimme a good barbecue with friends and beer.
20) What is the best hotel you've ever stayed in? The Broadmoor in Colorado Springs. Place was fiiiiiine, except for the whole NORAD thing being right. there. (I was pretty dramatic at 15. I know, get OUT, right!??)
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Did y'all know about the place where you can get a map of the continent, and then people can plug in where they live, and it'll show you!?? And did y'all know you can make a group thing of it, so like if I wanted to say, "Hey, y'all! Send me a shoutout so I can see where my peeps at!'" I can do that!?!
I'm doing it: Lookit.
Seriously, if you never leave me any comments here, please at least plug yourself in on my map; it's, like, the coolest thing EVER.
[Idea horked from the lovely Zoot]
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Heard from Deb of Debutaunt fame yesterday; not sure if y'all heard, but she recently got diagnosed with leukemia. She fully intends to kick its ass, you see, but like most of the rest of the world, she has crappy insurance and will have to come up with more than $800 per month on top of all her other bills. Therefore, if you're so inclined, please go here -- Lookit -- and find out where you can slip her a few bucks to get by.
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Prisoner in your own home: You are owned by your
cat and he's destroying your life, home, and
mental health. Take charge and enter the FBI's
Witness Protection Program so the cat won't be
able to find you ever again...
What kind of Cat Parent are you?
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[Horked from Maison Pants]
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My blog is worth $22,581.60.
How much is your blog worth?
[Seen at the lovely Julie's as well as the charming Sheri's]
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As a good journalist (snerk), I receive e-mail from Poynter, the mecca of all journalism sites, and today, one of the guys sent out an awesome one about things we all hate about e-mail. He got the list below from this woman.
(Yes, I'm guilty of several of them. Don't judge me.)
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Copy this entire list into your blog/journal. Bold everything that is true about you; leave alone anything that is false about you; or place an asterisk by anything that you would like to be true about you.
I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the internet.(... with MYSELF.)
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights when I can’t sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is Not my favorite place to have sex.
I get turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a webcam.
I have had sex over a webcam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if he/she turns me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped hot wax on a lover’s body.
I have had a lover drip hot wax on my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex. (I have a friend who swears by this.)
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines. (Especially during that one time in college, when we were reading the Penthouse Forum out loud. That was cool.]
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget. (Shutup, you.)
I think Playboy is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn film.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on. (Not moreso than any other, anyway.)
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex. (What's to understand? Seriously.)
I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity.
My current lover does not meet my sexual needs. (Yeeeeah. Like I'd go THERE in public ever if that were true.)
I currently have a crush on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment. (Who HASN'T?)
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I’m not having sex on a regular basis. (Name me someone who isn't.)
I sleep better with someone curled up next to me.
I have had sex underwater.
I have had sex in the snow.
I am in a polyamorous relationship. (Um ... next question)
I have to have like music playing during sex.
I have had more than 10 orgasms in one night.*
I have flashed strangers. (Does having sex in the school parking lot with the rent-a-cops watching count?)
I have given sex as a gift. (Every night of sex with me is a gift. What are YOU talking about?)
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.
[Horked from Pants de la Maison]
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You know, formerly of Soul Coughing? Listen to him here at his myspace profile: Lookit. Good stuff.
In other news, our local Humane Society just brought in 16 dogs and pups from Mississippi -- all healthy and whole, but with skin conditions from being in the Katrina soup. I of course get to cover it. Must remember that I canNOT have puppies in my crib ...Must remember that I canNOT have puppies in my crib ...Must remember that I canNOT have puppies in my crib ...
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| Your personality type is SLUAI |
| You are social, moody, unstructured, accommodating, and intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits. |
| The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: New Orleans, Albuquerque/Santa Fe, Greensboro, Memphis, Providence, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Orlando, Salt Lake City, Portland/Salem, St. Louis and these international countries/regions Puerto Rico, Iceland, Kazakhstan, Luxembourg, Turkey, Ireland, Ukraine, England, South Africa, Greece, Wales, Brazil, Switzerland, South Korea |
City Reviews at CityCulture.org
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Horked from the rockin' Rebel, here's how you do it: Go to musicoutfitters and enter the year you graduated high school into the search box to get your top 100 song list. Then bold the songs you like, underline your favorites and strike out the ones you hate. If you don't remember or don't care about a particular song, leave it alone.
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Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a
penchant for freaky people and unusual
settings. You thrive on the concept of the
underdog coming out on top.
Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
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[Horked from the enchanting Kristine]
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You're Lou Reed.
God, you are cool, can I touch you so the magic
will rub off?
You are perceptive, witty, and badass. You wear
cool shades, even at night, and probably wear
black more than most people. You don't give a
fuck what other people think, but you are also
very sensitive in the way that you pick up on
things that others don't. Sometimes you come
off as an asshole, but that's what makes you
cool. You are a poet, and you embody New York
City. You will still be hip when you are old,
and artists love you.
Which rad old school 70's glam icon are you? (with pics)
brought to you by Quizilla
[Guess who?]
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*looks at the current world's population* You must have a lot of frustration then.
What pisses you off?
Created by ptocheia
-- Another from the hip and Sassy Rebel
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for my girl Snidge? Today's a rotten day, so she could use some of it.
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Harry Potter Personality Quiz by Pirate Monkeys Inc.
[Also from the lovely Snidge]
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| You Are 50% Weird |
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[Horked from the lovely Snidget]
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| In a Past Life... |
 Where You Lived: Egypt. How You Died: In Childbirth. |
[Horked from the foxy Headcase]
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[Horked from the foxy Headcase]
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After a teeny hiatus, my girl over at Bitchbook has made the announcement that her dad is about to have his first biopsy after getting remission status for, if I remember correctly since we haven't talked about it in awhile, non-Hodgkins like Dad. So to you I say run! and give that girl some lovin' and good thoughts.
Well, don't just sit there -- GO already! Jeez ...
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Read this: Lookit. It's a story about a 23 year-old woman's battle with sarcoma.
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Your boyfriend is Spike.
Who is your Buffy boyfriend?
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[Horked from the lovely Kaffy]
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 It has to be YOUR way. When it isn't, you panic, but hold your ground. You keep your gun pointed and trigger finger ready, but you'd never really hurt anyone. Though you like being tough, feeling control, you often enjoy blending in and being part of the ordinary human race. Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz. |
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Was anyone EVER going to tell me how fucking funny The Sneeze is!?!? Ohmigod, people! I'm, like, peeing with laughter! "Steve, Don't Eat It!"!?!? TiTANIUM! Pure Titanium! I mean, where else can you get this:
Wait ... what!??
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Which deadly sin do you represent? (Angel Sanctuary Pics)
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The Keys to Your Heart |
| You are attracted to obedience and warmth. |
| In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored. |
| You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring. |
| You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please. |
| Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets. |
| Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment. |
| You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred. |
| In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered. |
[Hey Snidgey -- I think we've just found where we're not the same, no!?]
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Cultural Creative | 100% | ||
Existentialist | 88% | ||
Postmodernist | 75% | ||
Modernist | 75% | ||
Idealist | 69% | ||
Materialist | 63% | ||
Romanticist | 38% | ||
Fundamentalist | 0% |
What is Your World View?
created with QuizFarm.com
[Horked from everyone's favorite bitchy badass, who so wants to kick YOUR stupid ass, too. WORD.]
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Mer made me do this one after she and her teacher pals did it:
The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High
Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv
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Your Linguistic Profile: |
| 75% General American English |
| 10% Yankee |
| 5% Dixie |
| 5% Midwestern |
| 5% Upper Midwestern |
[Horked from Snidgey]
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[Horked from Headcase]
| Bourbon Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (69). |
| Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties. |
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My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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| Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid |
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Mac made me do this, but it's a groovy little idea, especially since I'll never be able to afford a pink I-Pod mini at the rate I'm going. Anyway, it's Blingo! so if I haven't already sent you your own personal invite, get in on the group gig by clicking riiiiiiight ... here.
Blingo! It's better than bad -- it gives presents! And not the kind that require heavy doses of antiviral medication!
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[Horked from homie Headcase]
Bra Size: 38D
Chore I hate: What is this thing you call "chores?"
Dad's name: Lee
Essential make-up: Becca creme blush in Turkish Rose
Favorite perfume: Usually Angel by Thierry Mugler (just like Snidgey), but there's this stuff from Sephora that sounds like it'll smell good for the summer, like vanilla and coconut.
Gold or Silver: gold
Hometown: Munster, Ind.
Interesting fact: I have perfect pitch when it comes to playing music. Singing, however, is a whole other ball of wax.
Job title: Free-lance reporter/editor/researcher (that's what it says on my biz card, even)
Kids: Ruben and Elliot
Living arrangements: Apartment dwelling
Mom's birthplace: She might've been born overseas in Czechoslovakia, but I'm guessing it was someplace here.
Number of apples eaten in last week: What are these apples of which you speak?
Overnight hospital stays: one for tonsils out and one for figuring out why I couldn't shit when I was three (Bastards gave me a lower G.I. for that one, but I showed them ...)
Phobia: Rejection and getting fired (Oh, wait. That's kind of the same thing, isn't it?)
Question you ask yourself a lot: "Wait ... what!?!?"
Religious affiliation: Lapsed Catholic
Siblings: My pretend younger brother and soul sister are the only ones I'm claiming these days.
Time I wake up: 9 a.m. ... ish
Unnatural hair color: dark red
Vegetable I refuse to eat: Rhubarb sounds pretty unappealing to me.
Worst habit: I plead the 5th.
X-rays: many, many of chest/lungs; tonsils, lower bowel and nose (thought I broke it when I fell into a can of turpentine while trying to rollerskate in the basement -- again when I was three)
Yummy food I make: I'm actually a pretty good cook, but I make a fantastic Italian beef
Zodiac sign: Green-eyed Aquarian
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You are Buck Russell (from Uncle Buck)! Your
relationships aren't the greatest (mostly by
your own accord), but if anyone has a huge
heart, it's you.
Which John Hughes Character Are You?
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[Horked off my Fab Five homies]
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For those of you who love (and can afford) good quality antiques, Crazy Aunt is selling an antique china cabinet on eBay. (Lookit) If anyone's interested, lemeno, and I'll give you the details.
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I've spent the better part of the last 45 minutes perusing this site (lookit) of which the author trolls baby name BBSes and just SKEWERS her findings. It's fucking HILARIOUS. To wit:
Beautiful Welsh names (girls)
Aelwen(fair brow)
Arwen(Fair)
Briallen(primrose)
Drudwen(precious)
Ceindrych(Elegant, fair)
Ceiros(Cherries)
Cerian (to love ) Ce pronouced as KEE
Crisiant( crystal)
Faleiry (welsh form of valerie)
Fflur( flower)
Eiddwen Eira, Eiry (snow)
Enfys (rainbow)
Eswen(strength)
Eurwen(fair and golden)
Gwennant(fair stream)
Gwennog(smiling)
Gwylan(seagull)
Gwyneira (white snow)
Haf(summer)
Heulwen(sunshine)
Iorwen(lord, beautiful)
Llio Meinir(maiden)
Meinwen(slender n fair)
Melangell(sweet angel)
Saeran( an irish saint)
Tegan(beautiful)
Wynne(fair, blessed)
BOMB WALES NOW! Seriously, take any one of these words, put "Marie Johnson" behind it and try not to laugh. Now imagine the kindergarten teacher trying to say Fflur on the first day of school. That's right. ...
"Put Marie Johnson behind it"!?!? Comedy TITANIUM, y'all.
This reminds me of when my pal Laura, before she had her darling chitlins, would call me when she got her class rosters before the first day of school. Fast forward one year to Open House, and she encountered a parent who inSISTED her daughter's name is pronounced, "Tatiana." But how is it spelled? "Titania." And she wasn't kidding, folks.
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But I s'pose it's pretty apt.
Your Seduction Style: The Coquette |
 You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get. Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you. Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you complete. And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you. |
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My japanese name is 中村 Nakamura (center of the village) 弓美 Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow).
Take your real japanese name generator! today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.
[Horked from the always fetching Snidge]
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Now? The spammer dicks are still spamming my pings, but they're leaving numbered sites THAT DON'T GO ANYWHERE. That ain't very bright, is it?
(flips arm against shoulder) Der der der der der deeeerrr der.
Speaking of not very bright, apparently there's a new study out that talks about about how obesity shortens lifespan. No. Get out. Imagine my sur-prise. Yawn.
Oh, for those of you who haven't caught Homegirl Snidgey yet today, you HAVE to read this entry of hers: Lookit. Not only does she talk about the grossest thing ever, she ties in a certain NWI icon, which made me laugh and laaaaauuuuugh. The rumors are true, man.
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Some of y'all might remember that I was having some Southern-fried company this weekend, right? You know, to come up and catch my favorite local band do its thing? Well, I can safely report that a good time was had by all.
Actually no, scratch that: We had a pheNOMenal time. Holy shit, man.
Outside of their stories, I really don't have that much to add. I mean, Wad and I caught up on life in the four or so years we weren't talking, and I got to drink a ton, which I haven't done in a long while. Oh, and can I tell you Bite the Lime was ON FIRE? Too bad we didn't get to STAY for their whole set since a certain Wad got bored. (cough) And the one guy was even there, looking mighty fine -- the girls said so, even!
My only complaint? It seems that everyone took pictures of each others boobs and posted them, but no one took a picture of mine, and mine are the biggest. I feel strangely left out by that. (Of course, there was an abundance of shots of my big ol' ass and gargantuan head, but that's another story. My hair was fantastic, though.)
I too am going to set up a yahoo! album for everyone to see, but I'll close for now with how much fun I had and how much I'm glad everyone came out. Some real bonds were made that night. (Sniff, sniff!)
P.S. For Og's edification: Beer + 3 shots takillya + two weak margaritas + chicken burrito suiza + pancakes and meat = Glad I woke up alone Sunday morning. Whoa.
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I like the name of Headcase's drink better, though it has NOTHING to do with any sort of hypochondriac tendencies anyone thinks I have. (I'm looking at YOU, Tara. Stupid spreading rumors about me on the Internets ... cough) I bring you the Mixilator, courtesy of Headcase.
Wait ... what!??<
Which Nigerian spammer are You?
[Thanks to the Wad for getting this cleared up; I thought the a href at the beginning wasn't supposed to be there ... Oh, and originally horked from mikey.]
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Horked from the lovely Ms. Fish, aka Mrs. Cactus, the wife of the dude who can't stop sticking boxes on his head.
Wait ... what!??<
This is why Snidgey and I are going to get along famously when she's here in a couple weeks; I echo just about everything she says about the red carpet fashions. HATED Gwennie's hair, though.
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Which Rock Chick Are You?
[Another fine horking from the lovely Snidget]
Anyway, as my 35th birthday comes to a close, just wanted to give everyone a quick shout o' love for all the good wishes and cheer -- y'all totally made a good day even gooder. But now, since I got to be up at the buttcrack for an assignment, Ima going to take my leave until tomorrow, when I'll tell y'all about my birthday booty and the fuck-off I got from the BFKAS.
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you are the "I hate you so bad" happy
bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your
not ashamed of it.
which happy bunny are you?
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[Horked from the lovely Headcase, who better not give me shit for not pinging her, because I DID, thankyouverymuch.]
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[Also seen at Headcase's and Joelle's]
1. 10 random consecutive tracks from iTunes:
Take Me Out -- Franz Ferdinand
Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe -- Whale
Big Brown Beaver -- Primus
Wonderland -- John Mayer
Mexican Radio -- Wall of Voodoo
Pussytown -- Machinegun Fellatio
Break It Down Again -- Tears for Fears
Silly Love Songs -- Wings
My Rival -- Steely Dan
Rebel Yell -- Billy Idol
Ain't No Sunshine -- Bill Withers
Come On Ride the Train -- Quad City DJs
2. What is the total amount of music files on your computer?
A mere 477.8 MB, but remember, I just figured out how to use party shuffle, so I'm working on it.
3. The last CD you bought is:
Supertramp, Breakfast in America
4.What is the song you last listened to before this meme?
Theme from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
5. Write down five songs you often listen to or that mean a lot to you.
In no particular order:
Just Another Nervous Wreck -- Supertramp
Every Little Thing She Does is Magic -- The Police
Last Goodbye -- Jeff Buckley
Why Georgia -- John Mayer
Turn it On Again -- Genesis
6. Who are you gonna pass this stick to: Kaffy, youse it. Oh, and Dix, you leave yours in the comments.
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[Horked from Kaffy]
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Horked from mikey, I've always wanted to try this one: I've given you a line of lyrics from 10 songs randomly party shuffled on my computer. See how many you name.
1. I have no where to go/I don't know what to do/I don't know the time of day/ I guess it doesn't matter anyway.
2. Score one more for me/I forget momma said, "Think before speaking."
3. But there's someone who's torn it apart/And he's taken just all that I have.
4. But now the scales have fallen and I can really see/And I say "Go to hell" because that's where you took me.
5. So I'm sitting in a bar in Guadalajara/In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes.
6. There's a time when every girl learns to use her head/Tears will be saved 'til they're better spent.
7. Kiss me, please kiss me/Kiss me out of desire, not consolation.
8. It's perfection and grace/It's the smile on my face.
9. Sell all the living/For we're all safer dead.
10. Well you step inside, but you don't see too many faces/Coming out of the rain, you hear the jazz go down.
Answer in the comments, por favor. Oh, and that would be artist AND title.
[UPDATE 1/18: If there were Bozo buttons to give, Myllissann would be the winner; she got the most right. So, without further ado, the answers:]
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| You Are 26 Years Old |
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13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world. 20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences. 30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more! 40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. |
[Horked from the Cheeky Professor]
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Which Family Guy character are you?
[Horked from the always lovely Snidge]
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Don't tell any of my editors this: [Horked from the always-darling Headcase, who's up awful late tonight]
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Since I'm now persona non grata with Mother's family, here's where I want to spend the holidays next year: Lookit
"YOU WISH YOUR BABIES COULD GROW CHEST HAIR LIKE THIS!!!"
[Courtesy of dong, my super-sekrit boyfriend.]
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I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, disgustingly generous, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
What are you?
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[Horked from Kaffy, who got it from Headcase]
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There's a reason I love Screenhead, who's written by my super-sekrit boyfriend dong: It posts things like The 213 Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army. I've reposted them below. And -- and! -- Skippy has another great idea about how to support the troops that doesn't involve sticking stupid magnets on your car, making a shout-out perfectly necessary. [Courtesy of dong resin by way of Screenhead]:
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You Are Boyish SexyYou're the kind of girl who gets along with all the boys Whether it's holding your own in a game of touch football... Or kicking some major butt while playing Xbox. You hang with the guys easily, while still keeping your girly sexiness. What Kind of Sexy Are You? Take This Quiz :-)
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Come to think of it, I don't do touch football, either. Does sitting around the bar doing shots with the boys count?
[Horked from colleen by way of the Snidge.]
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Before I launch into my latest work-related tirade that I can actually talk about, take a gander over at my blogroll: You'll notice that an old favorite of mine, "It's Funny Because It's Shit," had been put back onto the lineup. That's because its author, the always-excellent, always Scottish PeeBee Curtis, is done with his vay-cay and has decided the world just hasn't heard enough about why he would never properly execute a cumshot. And do you know how I know this (that he's blogging again, not his feelings about cumshots, although I know that now, too)? Because he has me on his Kinja favorites list. For me, that's huge, because I'm a yooge fan of PeeBee's.
And now, the drama: Tomorrow morning at 10 a.m., I'll be sitting in a rather high-on-the-totem-pole school official's office listening to him backpedal on what he said for my big story from last week. In my three years of free-lancing, I've never had this happen, so this ought to be a treat. My guess? He had his ass handed to him by certain parties that I'm loathe to mention by name.
Story below:
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Modest, too.
I'm Pretty Darn Interesting!
Take Just How Interesting Are You? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.
[Courtesy of the lovely Amy]
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I am Progressive Girl Click on the picture below to read more:
[Courtesy of the lovely Whitters] |
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Wow. This couldn't be more unlike me if the BFKAS did it. [Courtesy of the lovely Whitters]
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All right, I'm phoning it in tonight, but it's a good meme. [Courtesy of Natalie]
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Found this over at Myllissa's, and yeah, I know my birthday's a ways off, but what're you going to do at 7 a.m. when you're not supposed to be up yet AGAIN!?!?
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Good Lord, have y'all had those new spicy chicken concotions at Taco Bell!?!?! It's worse than the Club Chalupa I was craving back in March, but hopefully more healthy. I think I need to go have one (or six) right this second. (Speaking of which, did y'all catch Mad TV Saturday night? They replayed my all-time favorite skit with the Mexican in the Taco Bell. "You want my life story? I got herpes. The. End." Genius!)
While I'm out, go get your political on over at Mac's; she's covering the Campaign issues with about as much nonbias as any human can muster.
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What internet acronym are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
[Courtesy of Jeff over at his darn blog]
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TIMMY! claims that I inspired a large part of latest post. If you find it as endearingly hilarious as I do, then yes, yes it WAS me. If not? Well, you probably ought to lighten up a bit.
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Got some grrls in the hizzie: We got Chaos Girl; we got Manic Gurl with the fabulous Shag Zodiac skin; we got Colleen in Vancouver, how hasn't hooked me up yet but has been following the family saga; and Emiline220, who I don't THINK has blog but has me in her Kinja lineup.
Ladies ...
[UPDATE: Emily can be founded here.]
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Courtesy of Zoot, who I haven't seen 'round these her parts in AGES, I tell you. AGES. Ahem.
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A quick shout out to three more homies hooked in at Chez Broad: We got Amy over at Fish Out of Water, Rin over at Southern Bitch and, since I haven't figured out what she wants to be called, "Snidge" over at Snidget. Welcome to the party, y'all.
Speaking of parties, I have to pound out two assignments before Greta and I go to my oldest and dearest friend's pig roast tonight. AND I have to take Mother to lunch. Since I know y'all will want to see the damn ugliest Hawaiian shirt on the face of the planet (TM), I'll do some lovemaking and phototaking with camera (since the other lovemaking? Not so much, and I'm sure I'll be ready to share that whole mess later).
Mahalo, yo.
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All right, so I've been talking to one of the women of Salada de Fruta, aka the previously thought-of bad people, and I'd like to issue an apology to them. It really wasn't their intention to steal from me, and although I was trying to be funny about the whole thing, I took it a bit too far and ended up hurting some people who didn't really deserve it. You know, taking a submachine gun to something that probably deserved a squirt with a water pistol before getting the mowdown. And while I'm not backing down from my original position -- copyright infringement will not be tolerated, and anyone caught doing it is subject to logging on to their site and finding an unpleasant image in its stead -- I promise to do a better job of letting the person explain themselves before getting all ghetto and insulting them and, in this case, their entire country. No, seriously, the fight is over.
Next up: Shocking the insane back to reality by sending them to a Slovenian Gypsy village.
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So Dongy over at Dong Resin's Joint (and no, I don't know him well enough to call him Dongy -- I'm kinda doing it to see if he'll come over here and grace me with one of his pithy comments) did this about the rash of pussified dudes that seem to have taken over the dating pool, and can I just say a big honkin' "Hallelujah brother!" to THAT.
I didn't realize this emo business has reached epidemic proportions, though; maybe that's because where I come from, that kind of pussy would get run out before he had a chance to infect others with his pussiness. I'd like to see the dude in the Observer article spend one day in a local bar out here, among the dudes who either just spent 12 hours in front of the blast furnace at USX or didn't because they got laid off two years ago. That'd be cool.
Speaking of cool, thanks to Chris for reminding me of how excellent Genesis' 1980 album Duke is. Brilliant stuff.
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It's happened, y'all: Thanks to Amber over at Gipsy's Musings, I'm now an affiliate for Allposters.com. I'm sure I'll prolly need to move the ad up if I want people to actually see it, but baby steps, right? Now, go out and buy posters and make sure I don't get my ass evicted my car repossessed my car booted the next time I go downtown ever not have cat litter for my boys.
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I'm not quite sure how I feel about this:
My mazambas names are Cleopatra and Justin Timberlake.
Take The Boobs Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.
[Horked from Amy, who's heard of Teibel's.]
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More stuff to cheer Kaffy up, because she's still having a craptastic week: Lookit
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| NOTE: z |
| No smoking around Region Broad. Thank you for your co-operation. |
From Go-Quiz.com
That is all.
Actually, I really don't care one way or the other. I'm just lazy this week.
[horked from mikey]
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create your own personalized map of the USA
or write about it on the open travel guide
[Horked from Joelle]
[UPDATE: Forgot to add Michigan.]
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Zoot made us do this. Think she'll be annoyed to find out that I'm cooler than she is? Heh.
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| You are 24% geek | OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you. |
Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com
[Horked from Misty, cuz she horked from me the other day.]
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Sure, that sounds kind of weird and wrong, but weird and wrong is good, right? RIGHT!?!?!? I LIVE for weird and wrong!
Anyway, while I have a cat lying on my arm, go check him out!
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I was halfway through this entry about why one of my former best friends and I aren't anymore when Kaffy sends me this thing that was supposed to make me "pee (my) pants" when I listened to it. Well, Outlook chewed up the attachment, so I e-mailed her back and asked her what she's talking about, because I got nothing. She e-mails back, "Damn linkies." and sends me the link instead. But when I went to open up another window so I could see what she was talking about, I hit "refresh" instead, erasing my whole entry. Rats. But it's all right, because after I'd thought about it intermittently throughout the day, my thoughts became oversimplified, and that made for less compelling reading.
Instead, I shall leave you with the reason my post got erased (Clicky heeyah.) And be sure to yell at her for scaring my cats.
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Hey, shut-up, man! Eleanor Roosevelt kicked ASS.
Which Famous Homosexual are you?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey
[Courtesy of Cornelia, who found it on Rum and Monkey]
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I think the "room in your soul" may always give the same response. Mine matched yours exactly