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Region Broad
Smooth Jesus made me do this.
July 27, 2006
I think I may have done this once ...
You should have sex at the library



You are somewhat voyeuristic, and are the intellectual type. The library offers some seclusion (at least in the periodical section) and you never know what hottie is there with the same idea as you.




Take this quiz at QuizUniverse.com



[Ganked from L'il Sheri]


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July 09, 2006
And I thought there was just a lot of hot air
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a warm hearted and open minded person. It's easy for you to forgive and forget.

You are a grounded person, but you also leave room for imagination and dreams. Your feet may be on the ground, but you're head is in the clouds.

You believe that people see you for how you are, not how you look. But deep down, you know that's not exactly true.

Your near future is likely to be filled with great successes and accomplishments. You just need to figure out how to get there.

For you, love is all about caring and comfort. You couldn't fall in love with someone you didn't trust.

[Ganked from L'il Sheri]
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June 26, 2006
Love the skin yer in

So, how about these new digs, eh? Let's give it up for mel over at m2 and 30-o for coming up with the new look with virutally no idea from me as to how it should look. She do good work, she do.

More later on popping my Pride-Parade cherry, when I'm not buried in oil outlooks and doll parades.


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June 18, 2006
Or make me want to stab out my eyes

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Go on, get yer own.


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I can tell you something ELSE I need

Ganked from li'l Sheri, go to Google and, in quotes, type in your name and the word needs.

Broad needs donors to think of the community's needs. (Um, no, she needs them to think of her impending root canals and them only)
Broad needs heavy customization, implementation and integration.
Broad needs you to describe your audience, select sources of information that will give you fresh perspectives and ask questions.
Broad needs Red Cross Relief Funds. (Indeed!)
Broad needs safety interface modules. (Sure. Can I sell them?)


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May 13, 2006
Fucking cancer

Popped over to Zoot's and found this: Lookit

I read Jessica only a few times through various and sundry surfing, but reading this made my heart sink. Thirty-three years old, folks. Jesus Christ.


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May 04, 2006
I told y'all I'm now on MySpace too, right?

Prolly not, but here it is if you're interested: Lookit

Other than checking it, I won't blogging there or anything because I have this blog, and there's no sense in reinventing the wheel. Truth be told, I'm not even really a fan of MySpace because I think the format is uglier than shit. I got on there, though, for two reasons: 1) I slapped together a basic page for my band pals Bite the Lime, and 2) my baby sister said I should because that's where her social life is. And I have other NWI band friends who I wanted to support, so I guess that means I now have three reasons to be on there. Anyway, there it is. It's not pretty at all, but it works.


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May 03, 2006
I love getting e-mails from The Universe

In my e-mail today:

For you, [Broad], it's never really been all about the cottage at the beach, a multimillion dollar bank account and the adoration of fans, has it?

Ok, a teeny, tiny bit.

Instead, it's been about having a life that allows for the expression of your creativity and exchanging your rare and special gifts with the world. To be yourself, no matter the cost, laughing often, and knowing to your core the meaning of love, friendship and sleeping in.

Just wanted you to know that I know this about you. And that I think it's just great how you're imagining the latter when you visualize these days...

Pretty much got you pegged, huh?
The Universe


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April 16, 2006
By posting this, does this mean I'm a good Christian?

I mean, it exposes the real truth about the Easter Bunny, right?

Lookit


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March 23, 2006
Pssst ... good news from the reservation! Pass it on!

So, did y'all hear about the Native American warrior goddess (and I mean that in the most reverant, respectful way, because any woman with cajones as big as hers deserves a befitting title) who, when the fucktards in South Dakota (is that even really a state?) decided they were going to ban abortion, said she would build a Planned Parenthood on her reservation, where the fucktard government doesn't apply? Here's the information to either donate or give her a shout-out for her brilliance and bravery, since you just KNOW the rest of the fucktards are going to nail her to the cross simultaneously: Lookit

[Via mac, of course]


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March 19, 2006
Indeed
Your Stripper Song Is
Super Freak by Rick James

"That girl is pretty wild now
The girl's a super freak
The kind of girl you read about
In new-wave magazine"

Freaky? Yes. But you're also pretty darn funny.


[Horked from the lovely Col]
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March 10, 2006
Just like Ol' King Cole, but not really
You Are a Peacemaker Soul
You strive to please others and compromise anyway you can.
War or conflict bothers you, and you would do anything to keep the peace.
You are a good mediator and a true negotiator.
Sometimes you do too much, trying so hard to make people happy.

While you keep the peace, you tend to be secretly judgmental.
You lose respect for people who don't like to both give and take.
On the flip side, you've got a great sense of humor and wit.
You're always diplomatic and able to give good advice.

Souls you are most compatible with: Warrior Soul, Hunter Soul and Visionary Soul

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March 08, 2006
There's a name for it

If you haven't been reading Forksplit, you should, if for nothing else than her post on relationships: Lookit.

Now, I'm not going to say that my life in any way mirrors hers, because it doesn't; my childhood isn't nearly as nightmarish, not even close. But I know people whose are, and just the way she touches on the isolation I think we feel at various times or even all the time is the kind of stuff I wish I was emotionally capable of conveying. Just brilliant.


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Did y'all hear

about the 1 million blog project? For a buck (or more, depending on how much you feel like chipping in), Dude'll make a button to your blog and put it on this giant grid. Then, when he reaches 1 million blogs (and, presumably, 1 million bones, but he'll likely have more than that), he's going to pay it forward and give the money back in advertising to a bunch of the blogs who signed up. And dude even makes you a little button (seen over on the sidebar) with your grid number on it for you.

I already chipped in a buck, so I think y'all should, too.


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February 21, 2006
Original content TK, but for now, tell me something I didn't already know

English

100%

Journalism

100%

Psychology

83%

Linguistics

75%

Theater

75%

Anthropology

75%

Sociology

67%

Dance

67%

Biology

67%

Mathematics

50%

Engineering

42%

Philosophy

33%

Art

33%

Chemistry

17%

What is your Perfect Major? (PLEASE RATE ME!!<3)
created with QuizFarm.com


[Fonded at Frankie's]
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February 20, 2006
Me and Snidgey are the same again ...
Broad --
[noun]:

A real life muppet

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com


[From the Headcase, yo!]
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February 13, 2006
Bridget Fonda in Single White Female, I ain't

For those of you who, like me, are fascinated by who you resemble or may be in your family tree, do what Snidgey and I did: Lookit So far, one picture says I look 51 percent like her, and another says I look like this by 63 percent.

To further complicate matters, BFKAS is 68 percent THIS.


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February 01, 2006
If only there was something in MY memoirs to retract

Since the blogosphere isn't done giving James Frey what he deservestalking about James Frey, please pay homage to the brilliance of Banterist, who came clean about his memoirs: Lookit.

[Via Gawker]


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January 24, 2006
Since I'm going to hell anyway

enzyte.jpg

The commercials kill me -- what can I do!??

See many more atrocities against religion here: Lookit [Found via the sacriligious mac]


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January 09, 2006
You see the button -- now DO IT!

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You know, since y'all are SLACKERS who won't get yourselves on the map.


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If only my hair were still red

HASH(0x8b6fdd8)
What kind of demon are you? (great anime pics! For girls and guys!!)

brought to you by Quizilla

[And Sher, I'm voting for tweaked out and British.]


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January 05, 2006
All hail jooooolie

for fixing my previously cocked-up comments! Now you can all comment with reckless abandon once again without getting a creepy error message! Wooo! It works so good, you might even be able to put trackbacks on this bitch again.

Also, give some joy over at Reese; her boyfriend loves her so much, he's going to marry her!


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December 19, 2005
I've been called many things, but deep? Nuh-uh
Your Eyes Should Be Brown
Your eyes reflect: Depth and wisdom

What's hidden behind your eyes: A tender heart

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December 16, 2005
(Read: I DATE society's outcasts)

Your results:
You are Catwoman

Catwoman
75%
Spider-Man
70%
Green Lantern
60%
Wonder Woman
53%
Robin
48%
Batman
45%
Supergirl
43%
Hulk
40%
Superman
40%
The Flash
35%
Iron Man
20%
You have had a tough childhood,
you know how to be a thief and exploit others
but you stand up for society's cast-offs.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

[Horked from the lovely Rebel]


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December 14, 2005
Toto attempts to shanghai Michael McDonald's career

If y'all haven't gone here via Cactus -- Lookit -- get there NOW.

A soap opera set to '70s music under the guise of a Time/Life infomercial. It's BRILLIANT, especially if you like '70s music.

Seriously, what are you waiting for!?? GO!


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December 12, 2005
And another thing ...

Why aren't y'all hooking yourselves up on my map? It would make me so very happy n' shit.


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December 09, 2005
I don't even know what this means, but kicking Meatwad sounds fun



I am Master Shake from Aqua Teen Hunger Force!!

Which Aqua Teen Hunger Force character are you??

[From the always sexy Headcase]

And if I'm so inclined tomorrow, I'll tell y'all how Mother called me, like, three times about our plans for Saturday. Oy.


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December 05, 2005
Dead right, from Dangdiggity

mRNA
You are mRNA. You're brilliant, full of important,
interesting information and you're a great
friend to the people you care about. You may
have sides to you that no one understands. But
while you understand more than most people,
you're only half-there most of the time.


Which Biological Molecule Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla


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December 04, 2005
This or that

Snagged from the lovely Soccamom:

1) What is the last magazine you purchased? InStyle (What, you think I read New Republic or something?)

2) Turkey or Ham? Beef typically, but I like turkey over ham

3) Boy George or George Michael? George Michael, fer sure.

4) What is the temperature and weather condition where you are today?
Butt-ass cold with snow on the ground. Booooooo!

5) What scent reminds you of the winter holidays? Anything pine-y with a hint of berry.

6) What is your favorite Thanksgiving side dish? The Hawaiian salad Mother used to make for the holidays. You know the one: marshmallows, pineapple, manadarin oranges, sour cream.

7) What is the worst movie you've ever seen? Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer. And the same night? DtR and I watched Pretty Woman.

8) What did you have for dinner last night? A beef samich and fried mushrooms from my one of my favorite pizza joints.

9) Sunny days or stormy days?
"I'm only happy when it raaaaaaaains ..."

10) Do you have a phobia or irrational fear? What is it?
I'm skeered of heights, and with MY lack ofdepth perception, it's not irrational.

11) What is your favorite flavor jelly or jam? BFKAS gave me a jar of raspberry jam she made once, and it was really good. And not poisoned.

12) Coffee or tea? Coffee with lotsa cream, sugar and anything else to make it not taste like coffee.

13) What is your favorite cartoon character? I dig me some SpongeBob. Also? I really like the way Tom & Jerry were drawn circa the 1960s. Very mod.

14) What movie are you dying to see? My biography.

15) Have you ever made a snowman? I think I tried once, but all that going outside and playing was not really my thingallowed by Mother often, so Dad usually did the honors.

16) Do you cook Thanksgiving dinner, go to a friend or relative's home or do you dine out? Since Mother is convinced that I collect cat hair in seasoning jars and sprinkle it on anything I cook, we eat out or go wherever we're invited (provided there are no animals of any kind that possibly interact with her).

17) What is the best meal someone else has ever cooked for you? JUST for me? I'm still waiting for that one.

18) Coloring book or crossword puzzle? Crossword puzzle.

19) Do you prefer formal or casual parties? Gimme a good barbecue with friends and beer.

20) What is the best hotel you've ever stayed in? The Broadmoor in Colorado Springs. Place was fiiiiiine, except for the whole NORAD thing being right. there. (I was pretty dramatic at 15. I know, get OUT, right!??)


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December 03, 2005
Well, DUH

December 02, 2005
Broad readership in the US of A whole universe

Did y'all know about the place where you can get a map of the continent, and then people can plug in where they live, and it'll show you!?? And did y'all know you can make a group thing of it, so like if I wanted to say, "Hey, y'all! Send me a shoutout so I can see where my peeps at!'" I can do that!?!

I'm doing it: Lookit.

Seriously, if you never leave me any comments here, please at least plug yourself in on my map; it's, like, the coolest thing EVER.


[Idea horked from the lovely Zoot]


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November 14, 2005
An impassioned plea from the blogosphere

Heard from Deb of Debutaunt fame yesterday; not sure if y'all heard, but she recently got diagnosed with leukemia. She fully intends to kick its ass, you see, but like most of the rest of the world, she has crappy insurance and will have to come up with more than $800 per month on top of all her other bills. Therefore, if you're so inclined, please go here -- Lookit -- and find out where you can slip her a few bucks to get by.


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October 31, 2005
Yeah. AND ...

PRISONER IN YOUR OWN HOME
Prisoner in your own home: You are owned by your
cat and he's destroying your life, home, and
mental health. Take charge and enter the FBI's
Witness Protection Program so the cat won't be
able to find you ever again...


What kind of Cat Parent are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

[Horked from Maison Pants]


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October 26, 2005
Worth more than I make in a year


My blog is worth $22,581.60.
How much is your blog worth?



[Seen at the lovely Julie's as well as the charming Sheri's]
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October 20, 2005
Highway rulez

As a good journalist (snerk), I receive e-mail from Poynter, the mecca of all journalism sites, and today, one of the guys sent out an awesome one about things we all hate about e-mail. He got the list below from this woman.

(Yes, I'm guilty of several of them. Don't judge me.)

Wait ... what!??

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September 26, 2005
No comments about the tata resemblance, por favor
Your Celebrity Style Twin is Jessica Simpson
Flirty, feminine, and fun.

[Ganked from who else]
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September 14, 2005
Meme, Meemmee, MEMEEEEEEE -- oh.

Copy this entire list into your blog/journal. Bold everything that is true about you; leave alone anything that is false about you; or place an asterisk by anything that you would like to be true about you.

I have had sex while wearing a blindfold.
I have blindfolded someone during sex.
I have had sex while watching porn.
I have had sex while surfing porn on the internet.(... with MYSELF.)
I sleep better after sex.
There are some nights when I can’t sleep without sex or masturbating.
The bed is Not my favorite place to have sex.
I get turned on knowing someone is watching me masturbate.
I have masturbated for someone over a webcam.
I have had sex over a webcam.
I will have sex with someone I just met if he/she turns me on.
I have been tied up during sex.
I have had sex with someone who was tied up.
I have dripped hot wax on a lover’s body.
I have had a lover drip hot wax on my body.
I have a foot fetish.
I have a leather fetish.
I have a tickle fetish.
I like being choked during sex. (I have a friend who swears by this.)
I have had sex in a burning building.
I have erotic art on display somewhere in my residence.
I enjoy nudie magazines. (Especially during that one time in college, when we were reading the Penthouse Forum out loud. That was cool.]
Erotic toys are a regular part of my budget. (Shutup, you.)
I think Playboy is tame, maybe even boring.
I have clicked on porn links in my email.
I know the difference between girl/girl and lesbian sex in porn.
I have watched more than one gay/lesbian porn film.
Much of what I know about sex comes from porn.
Interracial sex turns me on. (Not moreso than any other, anyway.)
I think we should do more to understand the cultures of sex. (What's to understand? Seriously.)
I would participate in sex research if given the opportunity.
My current lover does not meet my sexual needs. (Yeeeeah. Like I'd go THERE in public ever if that were true.)
I currently have a crush on someone of the same sex.
I have had sex at my place of employment. (Who HASN'T?)
I am often disappointed in my sexual relationships.
Some people might describe me as a nymphomaniac.
I am difficult to live with if I’m not having sex on a regular basis. (Name me someone who isn't.)
I sleep better with someone curled up next to me.
I have had sex underwater.
I have had sex in the snow.
I am in a polyamorous relationship. (Um ... next question)
I have to have like music playing during sex.
I have had more than 10 orgasms in one night.*
I have flashed strangers. (Does having sex in the school parking lot with the rent-a-cops watching count?)
I have given sex as a gift. (Every night of sex with me is a gift. What are YOU talking about?)
I have set-up a three-way for my lover.
I stopped during this list to have sex.

[Horked from Pants de la Maison]


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September 12, 2005
Mike Doughty is my new (rockstar) boyfriend* -- and PUPPIES!

You know, formerly of Soul Coughing? Listen to him here at his myspace profile: Lookit. Good stuff.

In other news, our local Humane Society just brought in 16 dogs and pups from Mississippi -- all healthy and whole, but with skin conditions from being in the Katrina soup. I of course get to cover it. Must remember that I canNOT have puppies in my crib ...Must remember that I canNOT have puppies in my crib ...Must remember that I canNOT have puppies in my crib ...

Wait ... what!??

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September 06, 2005
That's it -- I'm movin' in with Snidge
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Your personality type is SLUAI
You are social, moody, unstructured, accommodating, and intellectual, and may prefer a city which matches those traits.

The largest representation of your personality type can be found in the these U.S. cities: New Orleans, Albuquerque/Santa Fe, Greensboro, Memphis, Providence, Washington DC, Pittsburgh, Orlando, Salt Lake City, Portland/Salem, St. Louis and these international countries/regions Puerto Rico, Iceland, Kazakhstan, Luxembourg, Turkey, Ireland, Ukraine, England, South Africa, Greece, Wales, Brazil, Switzerland, South Korea

What Places In The World Match Your Personality?
City Reviews at CityCulture.org
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September 04, 2005
I like my taste in music, thankyew

Horked from the rockin' Rebel, here's how you do it: Go to musicoutfitters and enter the year you graduated high school into the search box to get your top 100 song list. Then bold the songs you like, underline your favorites and strike out the ones you hate. If you don't remember or don't care about a particular song, leave it alone.

Wait ... what!??

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August 16, 2005
I don't wanna grown uuuuuuuuuup!

you are Tom Waits!
Tom Waits... charismatic story-teller with a
penchant for freaky people and unusual
settings. You thrive on the concept of the
underdog coming out on top.


Which fucked-up genius composer are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

[Horked from the enchanting Kristine]


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August 14, 2005
Too cool for school, my friends

lou reed
You're Lou Reed.
God, you are cool, can I touch you so the magic
will rub off?
You are perceptive, witty, and badass. You wear
cool shades, even at night, and probably wear
black more than most people. You don't give a
fuck what other people think, but you are also
very sensitive in the way that you pick up on
things that others don't. Sometimes you come
off as an asshole, but that's what makes you
cool. You are a poet, and you embody New York
City. You will still be hip when you are old,
and artists love you.


Which rad old school 70's glam icon are you? (with pics)
brought to you by Quizilla


[Guess who?]


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August 09, 2005
I'll give you artistic license

Hey, everyone! Mac's hosting a coloring contest, so get your faux Kevyn Aucoin on and play along!

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Here's the deets, and here's the pic.


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Entirely too true

So much so, it's scary ...

[Begotten from the hot and spicy bitchbook]

Wait ... what!??

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August 07, 2005
Your first clue was ...!?!



*looks at the current world's population* You must have a lot of frustration then.


What pisses you off?

Created by ptocheia

-- Another from the hip and Sassy Rebel


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August 02, 2005
Fit as a fiddle (what does that even mean?)

From the lovely Col:

Wait ... what!??

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How about giving up the love

for my girl Snidge? Today's a rotten day, so she could use some of it.


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August 01, 2005
Of course we're alike

Although, I'm probably a little more twisted than la Snidge:

Wait ... what!??

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July 27, 2005
How'd they know?

I'm guessing no one's going to disagree
You Are 50% Weird
Normal enough to know that you're weird... But too damn weird to do anything about it!


[Horked from the lovely Snidget]
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July 11, 2005
I could hang
In a Past Life...
You Were: A Happy Go Lucky Assassin.

Where You Lived: Egypt.

How You Died: In Childbirth.




[Horked from the foxy Headcase]


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June 29, 2005
Closest I'll ever get to attending MIT

Take the MIT Weblog Survey

[Horked from the foxy Headcase]


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June 24, 2005
(Re)mission (notatall)impossible

After a teeny hiatus, my girl over at Bitchbook has made the announcement that her dad is about to have his first biopsy after getting remission status for, if I remember correctly since we haven't talked about it in awhile, non-Hodgkins like Dad. So to you I say run! and give that girl some lovin' and good thoughts.

Well, don't just sit there -- GO already! Jeez ...


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June 10, 2005
Stupid cancer stories making me cry

Read this: Lookit. It's a story about a 23 year-old woman's battle with sarcoma.


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Broad • 02:06 PMtrackback (0)
June 02, 2005
True dis

Oooo, hot.
Your boyfriend is Spike.


Who is your Buffy boyfriend?
brought to you by Quizilla

[Horked from the lovely Kaffy]


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Broad • 04:04 PMtrackback (0)
May 29, 2005
Snidgey and I don't match this time
What Pulp Fiction Character Are You?

It has to be YOUR way. When it isn't, you panic, but hold your ground. You keep your gun pointed and trigger finger ready, but you'd never really hurt anyone. Though you like being tough, feeling control, you often enjoy blending in and being part of the ordinary human race.

Take the What Pulp Fiction Character Are You? quiz.


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Broad • 11:58 AMcomment (5)view …

May 18, 2005
Y'all have been holding out on me

Was anyone EVER going to tell me how fucking funny The Sneeze is!?!? Ohmigod, people! I'm, like, peeing with laughter! "Steve, Don't Eat It!"!?!? TiTANIUM! Pure Titanium! I mean, where else can you get this:

Wait ... what!??

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Broad • 10:59 PMcomment (8)view …

May 13, 2005
Once again, Snidgey and I are twins
Broad • 05:20 PMcomment (4)view …

May 10, 2005
Well, isn't THIS odd!?!

The Keys to Your Heart

You are attracted to obedience and warmth.
In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.
You'd like to your lover to think you are stylish and alluring.
You would be forced to break up with someone who was emotional, moody, and difficult to please.
Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.
Your risk of cheating is zero. You care about society and morality. You would never break a commitment.
You think of marriage as something precious. You'll treasure marriage and treat it as sacred.
In this moment, you think of love as something you can get or discard anytime. You're feeling self centered.


[Hey Snidgey -- I think we've just found where we're not the same, no!?]
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Broad • 12:40 PMcomment (1)view …

May 06, 2005
Me. Spiritually


You scored as Cultural Creative. Cultural Creatives are probably the newest group to enter this realm. You are a modern thinker who tends to shy away from organized religion but still feels as if there is something greater than ourselves. You are very spiritual, even if you are not religious. Life has a meaning outside of the rational.

Cultural Creative

100%

Existentialist

88%

Postmodernist

75%

Modernist

75%

Idealist

69%

Materialist

63%

Romanticist

38%

Fundamentalist

0%

What is Your World View?
created with QuizFarm.com

[Horked from everyone's favorite bitchy badass, who so wants to kick YOUR stupid ass, too. WORD.]


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Broad • 08:01 PMcomment (3)view …

April 27, 2005
I got in the pants de la Maison

And found the following meme:

Wait ... what!??

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Broad • 09:26 PMcomment (1)view …

April 19, 2005
I'm LUSTY!

Mer made me do this one after she and her teacher pals did it:

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Moderate
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-information.html
Take the test: http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv


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Broad • 09:30 PMcomment (5)view …

I notice NWI Hillbilly was not among the choices

Your Linguistic Profile:

75% General American English
10% Yankee
5% Dixie
5% Midwestern
5% Upper Midwestern

[Horked from Snidgey]
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Broad • 02:21 PM
April 15, 2005
Can never have too many pets
adopt your own virtual pet!

[Horked from the lovely Headcase]
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Broad • 10:26 AM
April 14, 2005
Great minds drink alike

[Horked from Headcase]








Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 118 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (116), and liquor (69).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.







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Broad • 12:10 PMcomment (3)view …

April 13, 2005
Pesky peer pressure

Mac made me do this, but it's a groovy little idea, especially since I'll never be able to afford a pink I-Pod mini at the rate I'm going. Anyway, it's Blingo! so if I haven't already sent you your own personal invite, get in on the group gig by clicking riiiiiiight ... here.

Blingo! It's better than bad -- it gives presents! And not the kind that require heavy doses of antiviral medication!


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Broad • 11:44 AMcomment (1)view …

April 04, 2005
Because I'm scared of that book one

[Horked from homie Headcase]

Accent: Northwest Hoosier, which I'm told is like Chicagoan, only flatter. I can also do a mean Northwest Indiana hillbilly when I get going (or try to talk Southern, which gives Kaffy the heebs).
Bra Size: 38D
Chore I hate: What is this thing you call "chores?"
Dad's name: Lee
Essential make-up: Becca creme blush in Turkish Rose
Favorite perfume: Usually Angel by Thierry Mugler (just like Snidgey), but there's this stuff from Sephora that sounds like it'll smell good for the summer, like vanilla and coconut.
Gold or Silver: gold
Hometown: Munster, Ind.
Interesting fact: I have perfect pitch when it comes to playing music. Singing, however, is a whole other ball of wax.
Job title: Free-lance reporter/editor/researcher (that's what it says on my biz card, even)
Kids: Ruben and Elliot
Living arrangements: Apartment dwelling
Mom's birthplace: She might've been born overseas in Czechoslovakia, but I'm guessing it was someplace here.
Number of apples eaten in last week: What are these apples of which you speak?
Overnight hospital stays: one for tonsils out and one for figuring out why I couldn't shit when I was three (Bastards gave me a lower G.I. for that one, but I showed them ...)
Phobia: Rejection and getting fired (Oh, wait. That's kind of the same thing, isn't it?)
Question you ask yourself a lot: "Wait ... what!?!?"
Religious affiliation: Lapsed Catholic
Siblings: My pretend younger brother and soul sister are the only ones I'm claiming these days.
Time I wake up: 9 a.m. ... ish
Unnatural hair color: dark red
Vegetable I refuse to eat: Rhubarb sounds pretty unappealing to me.
Worst habit: I plead the 5th.
X-rays: many, many of chest/lungs; tonsils, lower bowel and nose (thought I broke it when I fell into a can of turpentine while trying to rollerskate in the basement -- again when I was three)
Yummy food I make: I'm actually a pretty good cook, but I make a fantastic Italian beef
Zodiac sign: Green-eyed Aquarian


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Broad • 12:56 AMcomment (2)view …

March 30, 2005
No cracks about my weight, por favor

HASH(0x81eb3d4)
You are Buck Russell (from Uncle Buck)! Your
relationships aren't the greatest (mostly by
your own accord), but if anyone has a huge
heart, it's you.


Which John Hughes Character Are You?
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[Horked off my Fab Five homies]


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Broad • 11:09 AMcomment (1)view …

March 28, 2005
She wants your cash ...

For those of you who love (and can afford) good quality antiques, Crazy Aunt is selling an antique china cabinet on eBay. (Lookit) If anyone's interested, lemeno, and I'll give you the details.


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Broad • 11:18 AMcomment (3)view …

March 25, 2005
Would a turd by any other name smell as bad?

I've spent the better part of the last 45 minutes perusing this site (lookit) of which the author trolls baby name BBSes and just SKEWERS her findings. It's fucking HILARIOUS. To wit:

The following list was written, literally, with no spaces. I've divided it up so each name gets the special attention it deserves.

Beautiful Welsh names (girls)
Aelwen(fair brow)
Arwen(Fair)
Briallen(primrose)
Drudwen(precious)
Ceindrych(Elegant, fair)

Ceiros(Cherries)
Cerian (to love ) Ce pronouced as KEE
Crisiant( crystal)
Faleiry (welsh form of valerie)
Fflur( flower)

Eiddwen Eira, Eiry (snow)
Enfys (rainbow)
Eswen(strength)
Eurwen(fair and golden)
Gwennant(fair stream)
Gwennog(smiling)
Gwylan(seagull)
Gwyneira (white snow)
Haf(summer)
Heulwen(sunshine)

Iorwen(lord, beautiful)
Llio Meinir(maiden)
Meinwen(slender n fair)
Melangell(sweet angel)
Saeran( an irish saint)
Tegan(beautiful)
Wynne(fair, blessed)

BOMB WALES NOW! Seriously, take any one of these words, put "Marie Johnson" behind it and try not to laugh. Now imagine the kindergarten teacher trying to say Fflur on the first day of school. That's right. ...

"Put Marie Johnson behind it"!?!? Comedy TITANIUM, y'all.

This reminds me of when my pal Laura, before she had her darling chitlins, would call me when she got her class rosters before the first day of school. Fast forward one year to Open House, and she encountered a parent who inSISTED her daughter's name is pronounced, "Tatiana." But how is it spelled? "Titania." And she wasn't kidding, folks.


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Broad • 04:20 PM
March 22, 2005
I take issue with the word "coquette"

But I s'pose it's pretty apt.





Your Seduction Style: The Coquette





You are a pro at playing the age old game of hard to get.
Your flirting style runs hot and cold, giving just enough to keep them chasing you.
Independent and self-sufficient, you don't need any one person to make you complete.
And that independence is exactly what makes people pursue you.

[Again, from the lovely Snidge]
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Broad • 10:19 PMcomment (2)view …

March 21, 2005
Domo origato

My japanese name is 中村 Nakamura (center of the village) 弓美 Yumi (beautiful bow, as in bow and arrow).
Take your real japanese name generator! today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.


[Horked from the always fetching Snidge]
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Broad • 12:18 PMcomment (1)view …

March 16, 2005
He's creepy -- and he's just my type!

Now? The spammer dicks are still spamming my pings, but they're leaving numbered sites THAT DON'T GO ANYWHERE. That ain't very bright, is it?

(flips arm against shoulder) Der der der der der deeeerrr der.

Speaking of not very bright, apparently there's a new study out that talks about about how obesity shortens lifespan. No. Get out. Imagine my sur-prise. Yawn.

Oh, for those of you who haven't caught Homegirl Snidgey yet today, you HAVE to read this entry of hers: Lookit. Not only does she talk about the grossest thing ever, she ties in a certain NWI icon, which made me laugh and laaaaauuuuugh. The rumors are true, man.


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Broad • 03:52 PMcomment (4)view …

March 14, 2005
Whole lotta shartin' goin' on (US Title: Where my boobs at?)

Some of y'all might remember that I was having some Southern-fried company this weekend, right? You know, to come up and catch my favorite local band do its thing? Well, I can safely report that a good time was had by all.

Actually no, scratch that: We had a pheNOMenal time. Holy shit, man.

Outside of their stories, I really don't have that much to add. I mean, Wad and I caught up on life in the four or so years we weren't talking, and I got to drink a ton, which I haven't done in a long while. Oh, and can I tell you Bite the Lime was ON FIRE? Too bad we didn't get to STAY for their whole set since a certain Wad got bored. (cough) And the one guy was even there, looking mighty fine -- the girls said so, even!

My only complaint? It seems that everyone took pictures of each others boobs and posted them, but no one took a picture of mine, and mine are the biggest. I feel strangely left out by that. (Of course, there was an abundance of shots of my big ol' ass and gargantuan head, but that's another story. My hair was fantastic, though.)

I too am going to set up a yahoo! album for everyone to see, but I'll close for now with how much fun I had and how much I'm glad everyone came out. Some real bonds were made that night. (Sniff, sniff!)

P.S. For Og's edification: Beer + 3 shots takillya + two weak margaritas + chicken burrito suiza + pancakes and meat = Glad I woke up alone Sunday morning. Whoa.


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March 09, 2005
Get the par-tay started

I like the name of Headcase's drink better, though it has NOTHING to do with any sort of hypochondriac tendencies anyone thinks I have. (I'm looking at YOU, Tara. Stupid spreading rumors about me on the Internets ... cough) I bring you the Mixilator, courtesy of Headcase.

Wait ... what!??

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March 08, 2005
Like I'd share it with y'all

You are Princess Agbani. You are a student at the University of Nigeria, Lagos.  You got my name through the chember of comerse.  You have $21,350,000 to share, which your father, the king, left you. You have trouble spelling.
Which Nigerian spammer are You?

[Thanks to the Wad for getting this cleared up; I thought the a href at the beginning wasn't supposed to be there ... Oh, and originally horked from mikey.]


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March 04, 2005
Closest I'll ever get to being a Playboy Bunny

Horked from the lovely Ms. Fish, aka Mrs. Cactus, the wife of the dude who can't stop sticking boxes on his head.

Wait ... what!??

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Broad • 09:51 PMtrackback (0)
March 01, 2005
And on the 8th day, I christened thee 'Wad,' and he is good

So, me and the Wad. Where to start, where to start?

Wait ... what!??

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February 28, 2005
I look like that, too ... when I'm nekkid and alone

This is why Snidgey and I are going to get along famously when she's here in a couple weeks; I echo just about everything she says about the red carpet fashions. HATED Gwennie's hair, though.


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February 10, 2005
Whoa, whoa whooooooaaaaaa!

A fun game with which to waste time: Lookit

[Horked from Gawker]


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February 03, 2005
Wouldn't I have to be a crazy bitch to be her!?!

Which Rock Chick Are You?


[Another fine horking from the lovely Snidget]

Anyway, as my 35th birthday comes to a close, just wanted to give everyone a quick shout o' love for all the good wishes and cheer -- y'all totally made a good day even gooder. But now, since I got to be up at the buttcrack for an assignment, Ima going to take my leave until tomorrow, when I'll tell y'all about my birthday booty and the fuck-off I got from the BFKAS.
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January 31, 2005
More memes on a Monday

I hate you so bad
you are the "I hate you so bad" happy
bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your
not ashamed of it.


which happy bunny are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

[Horked from the lovely Headcase, who better not give me shit for not pinging her, because I DID, thankyouverymuch.]


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January 30, 2005
Snidge asked for it ...

[Also seen at Headcase's and Joelle's]

1. 10 random consecutive tracks from iTunes:

Take Me Out -- Franz Ferdinand
Hobo Humpin' Slobo Babe -- Whale
Big Brown Beaver -- Primus
Wonderland -- John Mayer
Mexican Radio -- Wall of Voodoo
Pussytown -- Machinegun Fellatio
Break It Down Again -- Tears for Fears
Silly Love Songs -- Wings
My Rival -- Steely Dan
Rebel Yell -- Billy Idol
Ain't No Sunshine -- Bill Withers
Come On Ride the Train -- Quad City DJs

2. What is the total amount of music files on your computer?

A mere 477.8 MB, but remember, I just figured out how to use party shuffle, so I'm working on it.

3. The last CD you bought is:

Supertramp, Breakfast in America

4.What is the song you last listened to before this meme?

Theme from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

5. Write down five songs you often listen to or that mean a lot to you.

In no particular order:
Just Another Nervous Wreck -- Supertramp
Every Little Thing She Does is Magic -- The Police
Last Goodbye -- Jeff Buckley
Why Georgia -- John Mayer
Turn it On Again -- Genesis

6. Who are you gonna pass this stick to: Kaffy, youse it. Oh, and Dix, you leave yours in the comments.


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January 24, 2005
Wow. This blows


I am going to die at 72. When are you? Click here to find out!

[Horked from Kaffy]


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January 17, 2005
Name that tune

Horked from mikey, I've always wanted to try this one: I've given you a line of lyrics from 10 songs randomly party shuffled on my computer. See how many you name.

1. I have no where to go/I don't know what to do/I don't know the time of day/ I guess it doesn't matter anyway.
2. Score one more for me/I forget momma said, "Think before speaking."
3. But there's someone who's torn it apart/And he's taken just all that I have.
4. But now the scales have fallen and I can really see/And I say "Go to hell" because that's where you took me.
5. So I'm sitting in a bar in Guadalajara/In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes.
6. There's a time when every girl learns to use her head/Tears will be saved 'til they're better spent.
7. Kiss me, please kiss me/Kiss me out of desire, not consolation.
8. It's perfection and grace/It's the smile on my face.
9. Sell all the living/For we're all safer dead.
10. Well you step inside, but you don't see too many faces/Coming out of the rain, you hear the jazz go down.

Answer in the comments, por favor. Oh, and that would be artist AND title.

[UPDATE 1/18: If there were Bozo buttons to give, Myllissann would be the winner; she got the most right. So, without further ado, the answers:]

Wait ... what!??

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January 14, 2005
I thought I was done with this shit
You Are 26 Years Old
26


Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.


[Horked from the Cheeky Professor]
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Broad • 06:05 PMtrackback (0)
January 09, 2005
I was really kinda hoping for Stewie, but this'll do


Which Family Guy character are you?
[Horked from the always lovely Snidge]


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January 02, 2005
Shhhh!

Don't tell any of my editors this: [Horked from the always-darling Headcase, who's up awful late tonight]

Wait ... what!??

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December 30, 2004
Why couldn't MY Fishnuts be like theirs?

Since I'm now persona non grata with Mother's family, here's where I want to spend the holidays next year: Lookit

"YOU WISH YOUR BABIES COULD GROW CHEST HAIR LIKE THIS!!!"

[Courtesy of dong, my super-sekrit boyfriend.]


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December 22, 2004
Since everyone else did it ...

I'm a generally unfuckwitted, liberal, disgustingly generous, pathetically simple-minded, dribbling child!
What are you?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

[Horked from Kaffy, who got it from Headcase]


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December 21, 2004
No references to squid, please

There's a reason I love Screenhead, who's written by my super-sekrit boyfriend dong: It posts things like The 213 Things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the Army. I've reposted them below. And -- and! -- Skippy has another great idea about how to support the troops that doesn't involve sticking stupid magnets on your car, making a shout-out perfectly necessary. [Courtesy of dong resin by way of Screenhead]:

Wait ... what!??

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Broad • 11:20 PMtrackback (0)
December 20, 2004
Does the fact that I don't do Xbox count against me?



You Are Boyish Sexy

You're the kind of girl who gets along with all the boys Whether it's holding your own in a game of touch football... Or kicking some major butt while playing Xbox. You hang with the guys easily, while still keeping your girly sexiness. What Kind of Sexy Are You? Take This Quiz :-)







Come to think of it, I don't do touch football, either. Does sitting around the bar doing shots with the boys count?

[Horked from colleen by way of the Snidge.]


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December 12, 2004
Comes in 3's

Horked from the lovely Joelle, goddess of all that is design-y:

Wait ... what!??

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December 01, 2004
True dis

Courtesy of the lovely Snidge:

Wait ... what!??

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November 29, 2004
So much for honesty and public officials

Before I launch into my latest work-related tirade that I can actually talk about, take a gander over at my blogroll: You'll notice that an old favorite of mine, "It's Funny Because It's Shit," had been put back onto the lineup. That's because its author, the always-excellent, always Scottish PeeBee Curtis, is done with his vay-cay and has decided the world just hasn't heard enough about why he would never properly execute a cumshot. And do you know how I know this (that he's blogging again, not his feelings about cumshots, although I know that now, too)? Because he has me on his Kinja favorites list. For me, that's huge, because I'm a yooge fan of PeeBee's.

And now, the drama: Tomorrow morning at 10 a.m., I'll be sitting in a rather high-on-the-totem-pole school official's office listening to him backpedal on what he said for my big story from last week. In my three years of free-lancing, I've never had this happen, so this ought to be a treat. My guess? He had his ass handed to him by certain parties that I'm loathe to mention by name.

Story below:

Wait ... what!??

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November 04, 2004
Why, yes! Yes, I am

Modest, too.

I'm Pretty Darn Interesting!
I'm Pretty Darn Interesting!
Take Just How Interesting Are You? today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Personality Test Generator.

You may not be the life of the party, but people generally find you a fun-loving font of interesting stories, jokes, and wit. With just a little more work, you could easily become the most interesting person you know!

[Courtesy of the lovely Amy]


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Broad • 11:22 PMtrackback (0)
October 11, 2004
No one's ever accused me of being 'Sunny'

But the rest? Absolutely. [From the lovely Whitters, again]

Wait ... what!??

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Broad • 11:47 AMtrackback (0)
October 08, 2004
Now, that's what I'm talking about

[Courtesy of the lovely Whitters]

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Broad • 12:25 AMtrackback (4)
September 28, 2004
When quizzes aren't right

Wow. This couldn't be more unlike me if the BFKAS did it. [Courtesy of the lovely Whitters]

Wait ... what!??

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September 27, 2004
Memeing the night away

All right, I'm phoning it in tonight, but it's a good meme. [Courtesy of Natalie]

Wait ... what!??

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Broad • 11:30 PMtrackback (0)
September 21, 2004
I guess it got the cat thing right

Um ... not quite accurate, but I can deal:

Wait ... what!??

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Broad • 11:57 PMtrackback (0)
September 13, 2004
You say it's your birthday

Found this over at Myllissa's, and yeah, I know my birthday's a ways off, but what're you going to do at 7 a.m. when you're not supposed to be up yet AGAIN!?!?

Wait ... what!??

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Broad • 07:07 AMtrackback (0)
September 08, 2004
Gonna go have me a spicy chicken small boat

Good Lord, have y'all had those new spicy chicken concotions at Taco Bell!?!?! It's worse than the Club Chalupa I was craving back in March, but hopefully more healthy. I think I need to go have one (or six) right this second. (Speaking of which, did y'all catch Mad TV Saturday night? They replayed my all-time favorite skit with the Mexican in the Taco Bell. "You want my life story? I got herpes. The. End." Genius!)

While I'm out, go get your political on over at Mac's; she's covering the Campaign issues with about as much nonbias as any human can muster.


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Broad • 12:20 PMtrackback (0)
September 03, 2004
I'll cop to that

What internet acronym are you?! sti
What internet acronym are you?

brought to you by Quizilla

[Courtesy of Jeff over at his darn blog]


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August 24, 2004
He can blame me all he wants, but I didn't do it

TIMMY! claims that I inspired a large part of latest post. If you find it as endearingly hilarious as I do, then yes, yes it WAS me. If not? Well, you probably ought to lighten up a bit.


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Girls, girls, girls

Got some grrls in the hizzie: We got Chaos Girl; we got Manic Gurl with the fabulous Shag Zodiac skin; we got Colleen in Vancouver, how hasn't hooked me up yet but has been following the family saga; and Emiline220, who I don't THINK has blog but has me in her Kinja lineup.

Ladies ...

[UPDATE: Emily can be founded here.]


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August 19, 2004
It's all about meme

Courtesy of Zoot, who I haven't seen 'round these her parts in AGES, I tell you. AGES. Ahem.

Wait ... what!??

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August 14, 2004
It just keep growing and growing ...

A quick shout out to three more homies hooked in at Chez Broad: We got Amy over at Fish Out of Water, Rin over at Southern Bitch and, since I haven't figured out what she wants to be called, "Snidge" over at Snidget. Welcome to the party, y'all.

Speaking of parties, I have to pound out two assignments before Greta and I go to my oldest and dearest friend's pig roast tonight. AND I have to take Mother to lunch. Since I know y'all will want to see the damn ugliest Hawaiian shirt on the face of the planet (TM), I'll do some lovemaking and phototaking with camera (since the other lovemaking? Not so much, and I'm sure I'll be ready to share that whole mess later).

Mahalo, yo.


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August 03, 2004
North and South unite

All right, so I've been talking to one of the women of Salada de Fruta, aka the previously thought-of bad people, and I'd like to issue an apology to them. It really wasn't their intention to steal from me, and although I was trying to be funny about the whole thing, I took it a bit too far and ended up hurting some people who didn't really deserve it. You know, taking a submachine gun to something that probably deserved a squirt with a water pistol before getting the mowdown. And while I'm not backing down from my original position -- copyright infringement will not be tolerated, and anyone caught doing it is subject to logging on to their site and finding an unpleasant image in its stead -- I promise to do a better job of letting the person explain themselves before getting all ghetto and insulting them and, in this case, their entire country. No, seriously, the fight is over.

Next up: Shocking the insane back to reality by sending them to a Slovenian Gypsy village.


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July 23, 2004
Don't want no short short man

So Dongy over at Dong Resin's Joint (and no, I don't know him well enough to call him Dongy -- I'm kinda doing it to see if he'll come over here and grace me with one of his pithy comments) did this about the rash of pussified dudes that seem to have taken over the dating pool, and can I just say a big honkin' "Hallelujah brother!" to THAT.

I didn't realize this emo business has reached epidemic proportions, though; maybe that's because where I come from, that kind of pussy would get run out before he had a chance to infect others with his pussiness. I'd like to see the dude in the Observer article spend one day in a local bar out here, among the dudes who either just spent 12 hours in front of the blast furnace at USX or didn't because they got laid off two years ago. That'd be cool.

Speaking of cool, thanks to Chris for reminding me of how excellent Genesis' 1980 album Duke is. Brilliant stuff.


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July 21, 2004
Bownp buh bowmp bowwwwwmp

I hope this works, because it's just too funny. If not, go here and do it to me.

Heh. I said "Do it to me."

[Horked from myllissa]


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Yeah. SO?

The one guy will appreciate this more than most:

Wait ... what!??

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Broad • 11:14 AMtrackback (0)
July 19, 2004
Broad commercialization

It's happened, y'all: Thanks to Amber over at Gipsy's Musings, I'm now an affiliate for Allposters.com. I'm sure I'll prolly need to move the ad up if I want people to actually see it, but baby steps, right? Now, go out and buy posters and make sure I don't get my ass evicted my car repossessed my car booted the next time I go downtown ever not have cat litter for my boys.


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July 13, 2004
Can I call my cooter Cameron Jones? Please?

I'm not quite sure how I feel about this:

My mazambas names are Cleopatra and Justin Timberlake.
Take The Boobs Name Generator today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.


[Horked from Amy, who's heard of Teibel's.]


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July 07, 2004
Everyone's doing it

Horked from Kaffy, Joelle, and mikey:

Wait ... what!??

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June 22, 2004
Making the WRONG decision

More stuff to cheer Kaffy up, because she's still having a craptastic week: Lookit

Wait ... what!??

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June 19, 2004
Sheeeeee-it, muthafucka

For Kaffy, who's been having a bad couple of days:

Wait ... what!??

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June 11, 2004
Iss bad, you know
NOTE: z
No smoking around Region Broad. Thank you for your co-operation.

Username:
From Go-Quiz.com

That is all.

Actually, I really don't care one way or the other. I'm just lazy this week.

[horked from mikey]
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June 04, 2004
If I were a long-tailed rodent ...

My name would be Bushy McNutt.

Sweeeeeet.

[Find your inner squirrel here, courtesy of Cornelia]


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Broad • 04:11 PMtrackback (0)
June 03, 2004
I don't even know what this means

i'm in ravenclaw!

be sorted @ nimbo.net

[Horked from Zoot]


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Broad • 04:43 PMtrackback (0)
June 02, 2004
True blue, yo

I would agree with all of this, if only I liked people more ....

Wait ... what!??

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Broad • 10:32 AMtrackback (0)
May 22, 2004
Truckin'

May 19, 2004
Didn't see THIS coming

Then again, I NEVER wear socks unless it's butt-cold out ...

Wait ... what!??

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May 11, 2004
I'm rubbery!

Zoot made us do this. Think she'll be annoyed to find out that I'm cooler than she is? Heh.

Wait ... what!??

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April 27, 2004
Heh -- had y'all fooled, didn't I?
You are 24% geek
OK, so maybe you ain't a geek. You do, at least, show a bit of interest in the world around you. Either that, or you have enough of a sense of humor to pick some of the sillier answers on the test. Regardless, you're probably a pretty nifty, well-rounded person who gets along fine with people and can chat with just about anyone without fear of looking stupid or foolish or overly concerned with minutiae. God, I hate you.

Take the Polygeek Quiz at Thudfactor.com


[Horked from Misty, cuz she horked from me the other day.]
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April 23, 2004
I'm a blister on Dong! Eeee!

Sure, that sounds kind of weird and wrong, but weird and wrong is good, right? RIGHT!?!?!? I LIVE for weird and wrong!

Anyway, while I have a cat lying on my arm, go check him out!


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April 14, 2004
It's Kaffy's fault. Blame her.

I was halfway through this entry about why one of my former best friends and I aren't anymore when Kaffy sends me this thing that was supposed to make me "pee (my) pants" when I listened to it. Well, Outlook chewed up the attachment, so I e-mailed her back and asked her what she's talking about, because I got nothing. She e-mails back, "Damn linkies." and sends me the link instead. But when I went to open up another window so I could see what she was talking about, I hit "refresh" instead, erasing my whole entry. Rats. But it's all right, because after I'd thought about it intermittently throughout the day, my thoughts became oversimplified, and that made for less compelling reading.

Instead, I shall leave you with the reason my post got erased (Clicky heeyah.) And be sure to yell at her for scaring my cats.


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April 12, 2004
You WISH you could be her ... oh, wait. Maybe you are.

Hey, shut-up, man! Eleanor Roosevelt kicked ASS.

I'm a lesbian first lady. Woo
Which Famous Homosexual are you?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

[Courtesy of Cornelia, who found it on Rum and Monkey]


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Broad • 09:35 PM