I KNEW one of my pals sent me a link to those recently! Thank you for confirming I'm not nuts. (heh. Nuts.) And nah, they weren't big enough to do any actual damage ...
I guess that leaves only the color to decide. Of course now, it gives a whole new meaning to sticking a sock down my, er umm... someone's pants, eh. *wink*
I guess nothing shows that you got a pair of big balls like hanging some Bumper Nuts (actually brand name) from your car bumper! Think I could dangle a "pair" on my motorcycle and not flip over backwards?