Think the teacher in "Peanuts," and you got it.
Panties ina wad. hehe! Pantie wad. Pantwad. Pwad.
Pwadpwadpwadpwad. hehe! I need a drink. And a nap.
(blinks) I guess, Ogger. You trippin' over there!?!?
Family can be the pits sometimes. I love to say stuff to my mom just to get her Pwad on.
Hey mom!! WonkwonkwonnnwonnwonwooonK!
I firmly support the call to replace all figures of authoirty and annoying individuals with muffled trumpets. I'm lobbying for Bush to make it a primary initiative in his second term. I really think I have a good chance of winning him over. The pitch would be something like this: Just think of how many out of work trumpeters would have been able to afford a warm meal just by replacing the inaguration protesters in D.C. alone. Now think about all the trumpeters that could have warm food in their bellies nationwide. Unemployment would become a non-issue!
It works both ways of course. All State of the Union addressess would now have a small box in the lower left with a muffled trumpet for those of us who are right-of-center impaired.
Wonkwonkwonwonwonwonk,
Dix
Not tripping, just stressing. Stress gone now.
Pwadpwadpwadpwad sounds like a fat guy farting in a wet bathing suit. I like it.
og! No fair stealing my mating call!
Libidiniously,
Dix
So, Dix, how YOU doin?
(rolls eyes) Ok, do I have to set a meet & greet between the two of youse? Because I'm thinking maybe you two are looking for the hook-up.
We already have it arranged: thirty gallons of 90 weight oil, and a kiddie pool. Didn't Dix tell you you were responsible for bringing the gecko and the saltines?
Ooh, ooh, I get to be upside down this time!
Kama what?
Dix
Send in the goats! Turn on the fog amchine!
Y'all are fucked up.
And that's why you like us.
I'm totally going to start using wonkwonkwonkwoooooooooon. I love that.